The X Files S02, Ep02 – The Host

Show: The X Files
Season: 2
Episode: 2
Title: The Host
Original Air Date:

Favorite Quotes:

* Mulder: I should warn you I’ve been experiencing violent impulses.
Scully: Well, I’m armed so I’ll take my chances.

* Mulder: It’s an exercise. Skinner is just rubbing my nose in it. There’s nothing to it.
Scully: There’s a dead body isn’t there?

* Mystery Man: Mr. Mulder I think you should you know have a friend at the FBI.

* Scully: I’m sorry. It felt like old times there for a second.

* Mulder: That’s good. I didn’t want to have to tell Skinner that his murder suspect was a giant blood sucking worm.

* Scully: Look, Mulder, I don’t know what to say but I wouldn’t betray a confidence.

* Mulder: You know that fluke you caught? It must have been the runt of the liter.

* Skinner: What do you do with it Mulder? Put it in a zoo? It killed two people.

* Skinner: I know. This should have been an X File.

* Scully: Is this seat taken?
Mulder: No, but I must warn you I might reek a bit of the sewer.
Scully: I’ll take my chances.

* Mulder: They say three species disappear off the planet every day. You wonder how many new ones are being created.

Synopsis: A boat is out on the Atlantic Ocean. One of the crew finds there is a problem with the toilets. He picks on the youngest crew member to unclog the plumbing. Something pulls him in and three men try to pull him out. They fail and he immediately yells for the tanks to be flushed to try and save him. Mulder is in a hotel listening to a wiretap. Another agent comes in to relieve him and send him on a case. He arrives on the scene. They take him to the body. He heads to Skinner’s office. When he storms it there’s a whole bunch of people in it. Scully finds him on a bench. He tells her he’s been thinking about leaving the FBI. Scully requests the autopsy and gets it. She finds some kind of tattoo on one arm. Some weird little silver colored wormlike thing starts coming out of the body. Down in the sewers in Jersey there are some workers doing repairs. A man is left alone in the water and he’s pulled under. The other man comes back and trhows him a rope. He manages to pull him out but he’s been injured. While he’s being examined, Mulder shows up. He’s told of the strange wound. The doctor has never seen anything like it. The wound has a center and five points. Scully calls and tells him abut the parasite. Then Mulder gets a weird call. When Mulder goes to see Scully she tells him it’s a flukeworm. There’s no other cause of death. He shows her the picture of the bite. She’s shocked. The man who got attacked in the sewer is preparing to shower. He’s brushing his teeth frantically trying to get a weird taste out of his mouth. But when he spits out the toothpaste some blood comes out too. In the shower he vomits out a flukeworm. Mulder goes to speak to the sanitation department. He shows him the flukeworm that Scully found. He’s not surprised. A man is walking on the catwalk above some of the water in the sanitation plant. He sees something that scares him. Mulder and the man in charge run out. He traps it and they actually see it. No way to describe it. Scully is working on her report and a newspaper gets slid under her door. It has an article about a bizarre accident on a Russian tanker. She realizes the writing on the dead man’s arm is in Russian. Mulder calls her. He takes her to a psychiatric facility where it’s being held. She is totally shocked at what she sees. It’s a scientific wonder. She shows him the newspaper and how she made the connection. Mulder gives Skinner his report. He tells Mulder the man attacked in the sewer died. At the psych facility they strap the flukeman to a gurney to transport it, but it escapes the straps. The Marshall pulls over to check the back for it. It hid and then it killed the marshal. It crawled to a port a potty and got in it. The next day some guy comes to clean the port a potty and he sucks the flukeman right into the cleaning tank. Mulder goes to the scene. He gets another mysterious call. The police office gets a call that the scent was tracked to a port a potty. He’s on the tanker. If it’s already been dumped in the sanitation plant, it will be trapped there. Everyone is watching and waiting. Scully calls him. She gives him bad news, it’s trying to multiply. The supervisor tracks the lines and they think it’s trying to work back out to sea. They head down into the lines to try and close and overflow gate. Mulder watches the water while he tries to work the gate, but he slips and falls in. He gets pulled under the by monster. Mulder tries to pull him out but he gets pulled back in. Mulder actually jumps in to look for him and the monster. He lets the guy go and tries to go through the gate. Mulder manages to pull the gate down chopping it in half. Mulder is back on the bench again and Scully joins him. He tells her about the second call. She’s got results on the fluke larvae. It was a cross between a human and flukeworm. It wasn’t made by nature but most likely exposure to radiation. It’s mutated somehow. The Russian freighter serviced Chernobyl. It was likely born of the radiation. We see the sewers again and the monster floats back up to the surface and it opens its eyes and breathes.


Bones S02, Ep04 – The Blonde in the Game

Show: Bones
Season: 2
Episode: 4
Title: The Blonde in the Game
Original Air Date: September 20, 2006

Click either link to get a copy.


iTunes Bones, Season 2 – Bones

Favorite Quotes:

* Angela: Thanks Hodgie.
Bones: Hodgie??

* Booth: What did he say?
Bones: Epps is playing us.

* Bones: Are you on some kind of medication?

* Cam: His accomplice throws in some flare of his own.

* Booth: It means I have to go talk to a nun.

* Bones: I don’t want to find that girls remains in some mine Booth.

* Angela: You find Helen. I’ll keep Epps from getting a jet ski out of you.

* Bones: Zack is right. Epps is trying to break us.

* Angela: I think you love him very much. You’d have to overlook the things that he’s done.

* Booth: You have to come to grips with the fact you killed another human being. Because when you kill someone there’s a cost. A steep cost. I know, I’ve done it.

Synopsis: Bones and Booth are called to scene where a Doberman has found bones in a forest. Booth tries to get the Booth to give up the skeleton. Bones throws a pine cone and the dog chases it. At the lab, they start analyzing the body. Based on the bugs she was buried 7 to 10 years ago, was bound and likely played golf. Angela arrives and has done a reconstruction. She was hit with a tire iron, hands and feet bound, buried face down. This is triggering something for Bones. Everyone but Cam knows who Epps is. This may be another of his victim’s. After Cam finds out what happened the last time Bones met with Epps she tells Booth to visit him solo. Booth goes to interview Epps. He doesn’t give up anything. Bones and Zack analyze the wrists of the victim based on what Epps told Booth. One of the wrist bones belongs to someone else. Now Booth and Bones take a trip to visit Epps. They meet Howard Epp’s new wife. The pair speak with Epps. He tells them about his mom and her obsession with germs and ammonia. Bones gets something out of that exchange. At the lab, Booth now understands game theory thanks to Zack. They are frustrated and then the ammonia is mentioned again and it gives Hodgin’s an idea. They expose the bone to ammonia and it reveals a symbol for a mine. They locate a mine that fits and start searching for a stone cross. Bones quickly finds the cross. They find a body no more than a week old. Epps has an accomplice still killing. Cam and Bones go over the fresh body. Angela has a name for the victim and she’s only 16. She worked for a hair salon that is owned by Howard Epps current wife. Booth goes to talk to her. He gives her a search warrant, but she gives him permission anyway. He talks to the nun and she identifies the victim because she presented Helen Majors with that medal. She’s been missing for three days. Booth and Bones head to an address from one of Epps penpals, he may be the accomplice. However, the address belongs to a vacant lot. Booth is not amused. The pair go and see Epps again. Bones takes a go at him. Bones goes to Angela for advice. She compares him to a boyfriend and analyzes him quite accurately. Booth finds Bones at the lab. She translates what Epps said in German. Zack tells them the victims father is in Bone’s office. Angela and Booth talk to him. Angela did some drawings of Epps younger and the father identifies one of them. Booth asks Cam for Angela’s help. She meets with Caroline Epps. She gets a name from him, Henry Gerber. She delivered a message to him five days ago. Booth and Bones go visit him, but are shocked to find him in a wheelchair. Zack, comes up with a new theory on the name. The letters to the vacant lot would go to the dead letter office. But would have all been delivered by the same mail carrier. He’s also the man who found the first body. The two head to his house. They find a stalker/trophy room but not him. Desperately, they call Hodgin’s hoping for a location. He doesn’t want to guess. Angela walks in and helps him bounce ideas of her to try and save her. It’s likely an abandoned mail sorting center. They go to the nearest one and find that the most recent victim is still alive and are able to save her. Booth even gives her a gun without asking. Booth goes to look for him. The killer ambushes Booth and Bones shoots him ending the threat to Booth. It’s the first time she’s ever killed anyone, and she is clearly affected. Back at the prison they tell Epps he’s been foiled again. Epps is clearly excited by know that Bones killed him. Booth ends the interview. Back at the lab, Booth checks on Bones. Bones talks it out in her logic. He cracks her exterior so that she will deal with it. She cries a bit and then Booth gives her a small statue of a pig to cheer her up. His name is Jasper.

The Golden Girls S02, Ep01 – The End of the Curse

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 2
Episode: 1
Title: The End of the Curse
Original Air Date: September 27, 1986

Click either link to get a copy.


iTunes The Golden Girls, Season 2 – The Golden Girls

Favorite Quotes:

* Rose: Do they have to be killed?
Sophia: No Rose, many women like wearing coats that urinate.

* Rose: Nothing is so terrible that you can’t tell us. We’re your friends, we’ll understand.
Blanche: I’m pregnant.
[Rose faints]

*Sophia: What shocking news?
Rose: Blanche is pregnant.
Sophia: Holy cow.

* Dorothy: Nine weeks late and you just realized something is wrong?

* Rose: I never grew a beard.
Sophia: You never grew brains either.

* Rose: I live in Florida. Who can tell the difference between a hot flash and a weather front?

* Dorothy: She could be in a coma. Put a man within 5 miles, she’d roll over and shave her legs.

* Blanche: They eat their weight in food every day?
Dorothy: When I’m depressed so do I.

Synopsis: The girls are in the garage. They’ve purchased minks to breed for fur. Blanche has been depressed and is in her room. She finally comes out but gets hysterical again. She tells them she is pregnant and Rose faints from shock. Sophia comes out and learns about the news too and she is quite surprised. When she gets out her book and lists the names of the possible father’s it’s a long list. Meanwhile, the minks aren’t doing anything. Blanche finally goes to the doctor. She’s not pregnant, it’s menopause. Blanche doesn’t want to engage with the world, so the girls make her see a psychiatrist. He cheers her up because he asks her out on a date. At the house, she’s depressed again. She thinks she’s not a woman anymore. The girls try to cheer her up. Everyone talks about how they first got their periods. Sophia tells a bald face lie about an older woman getting pregnant. A vet checks out the minks and says they are too old to breed. Blanche makes a pass at him. Blanche comes back from her date and she is quite happy. Dorothy wants to get rid of them but Rose wants to save them. However, Blanche decides to keep them.

Numb3rs S02, Ep13 – Double Down

Show: Numb3rs
Season: 2
Episode: 13
Title: Double Down
Original Air Date: January 13, 2006

Click either link to get a copy.


iTunes Numb3rs, Season 2 – Numb3rs

Favorite Quotes:

*Don: You guys actually get paid to do this?

*Amita: Doesn’t that attract attention?
Larry: Yes of course it does.
Charlie: You got caught.

*Larry: They said we were cheaters. We weren’t, we were playing smart.

*Larry: I’ll tell you something. Whoever did this is a mathematician. You can bet on that.

*Larry: I don’t think you understand how truly narcotic this is for me.

*Amita: It’s impossible for machines to create truly random sequences.

*Colby: Looks like your gamble lost pal.

Synopsis: A man steps up to a black jack table. He does quite well. He leaves and gets his car, but he gets killed. Don and his team show up. In the car there is a bag full of notebooks filled with equations. Don visits Charlie, who is doing a demonstration of cola and mentos. They are probability equations. Larry recognizes something about them. Megan speaks to the victim’s ex-girlfriend. They broke up because of his gambling. Don and Megan go back to the scene. David and Colby came as well. They found a lot of fake ID’s in his room. Charlie, Amita and Larry discuss an old lecture that Charlie gave at the victim’s college. Larry says the calculations are for card counting at blackjack and that he use to do it. Don and his team analyze the video footage from the casino. Charlie and Larry arrive. Larry tells them about the notebooks and that Yuri was card counting. Larry gives them a new analysis of the video. He finds a team of three. Now they need to figure out the backer. At Charlie’s office, Larry waxes poetic about gambling. Colby and David identify the other two members of the team. Megan has a chat with the casino manager. David and Colby go to visit the spotter’s mom. She takes them out to his guest house space and it looks like a casino. His mother exits in shock. Colby finds more fake ID’s. Charlie and his team take over the living room. Larry says the work is high level work, not undergrad work. It reminds him of his old card partner. Both survivors are now on the run. Charlie finds Don and gives him the name from Larry. Jason is found dead with a single shot to the head. Megan and Don go to visit Leonard, Larry’s old partner. He tells them that the kids came to him and he backed them till last month. They find another member of the crew and she’s a dancer. She’s dancing on the main stage. After her dance, they talk to her. They tell her and she is shocked. She got paid to be arm candy for their crew. Amita finds the guys in back in the hall trying to figure out who was backing the crew. Larry looks through their files and they are all extremely intelligent. At Don’s office, Charlie tells them how they were using the casino to launder money. Larry, Charlie and Amita go to the casino. Larry is trying not to have a melt down. He’s making a killing at the table and Charlie is losing is shirt. He starts going on about different techniques and how one of them triggered an auto shuffler. Charlie realizes that they cracked how the auto shuffler works. At Don’s office, it turns out that Larry’s old buddy Leonard designed the algorithm and then taught the kids how to hack the machine. They bring Leonard in and he tells them everything. Don and the team go straight to the casino for the manager. They smell gun shot residue in the managers office and find a dead body. The team realizes that the car was purposely parked far away. Turns out it was Ignacio. Leonard is the last target if Ignacio is going to clean house. The team has staked out the parking lot to protect Leonard. They catch him. Larry confronts Leonard at the FBI office. At the house, Don let’s everyone know the outcome of Leonard’s fate. Alan breaks out the poker chips but no one is wiling to play him except Charlie.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02, Ep17 – Newtralized

Show: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Season: 2
Episode: 17
Title: Newtralized
Original Air Date: May 11, 2014

Links for the first six volumes below:

Amazon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 1 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 2 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 3 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 4 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 5 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 6 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Favorite Quotes:

* Casey: I took on a giant space worm single handely.
Raph: Yeah, you were singlehandedly eaten by it.

* Raph: Come on hot head, ninjas use stealth.

* Leo: Lets focus people. We got two crazy mutants running around blowing up the streets.

Synopsis: The Kraang are running from the turtles. Raph and Casey chase them and find the Kraang literally in pieces. The plutonium they had is missing. At the lair, the turtles are playing pinpall. Raph and Casey come in and yell at them. Raph and Casey go back topside. The two get in a fight. The other three turles go on patrol and find more Kraang in pieces. Donnie determines they were taken out by plasma tech. Leo finds more shredded Kraangs in the sewers. He finds a piece of something broken and realizes it’s Slash. Slash pops in and says hi to Raph and Casey. He’s partnered with the Newtralizer. Casey gets thrown in the street and Raph saves him from being run over by a car. Both Slash and Newtralizer literally disappear. At the lair, Casey and Raph and using ice to heal. Donnie comes up with a great way to track them. The pair break into a Kraang facility. They plan to blow it up. In the warehouse, they find a communication device. The turtles engage to the two and don’t do so well. Everyone runs as the building starts to blow up. Casey nearly gets crushed and Raph saves him. Raph is mean to him and he takes off. The other three get on his case. Donnie actually bugged slash with a cockroach. Newtralizer wants to take out the whole city but Slash is not interested in hurting humans. At the docks, The Kraang open a portal and a new weapon comes through it. Slash and Kraang arrive at the dock to hijack the weapon. The start battling and the turtles join in. Donnie tries to throw a bomb at it and fails. Newtralizer finally breaks thru and takes it over. Newtralizer is about to stomp Slash/Spike to death, but Raph saves him. Slash stops him. He tries to kills Slash and Raph saves him again. Casey suddenly shows up to rescue them with is explosive hockey pucks. He sees a port on the Kraang weapons and lands an exploding puck in it. When it goes off the weapon is destroyed and Newtralizer narrowly escapes. Raph is sad when Spike exits. They all head home. The Newtralizer reappears.

The Nanny S02, Ep02 – The Playwright

Show: The Nanny
Season: 2
Episode: 2
Title: The Playwright
Original Air Date: September 19, 1994

Click on either link to get a copy.


iTunes not available

Favorite Quotes:

* Fran: It’s not my place, God will punish you.

* Fran: Brighton that was very mean. Now look what you’ve done. You’ve made her wheeze.

* Fran: It’s never too late to right a wrong that you’ve done to another human being.

* Fran: Oh Jeffrey, what have you been doing since high school?
Jeffery: Shock therapy.

* Fran: Do I sound like I’m coming down with a cold?
Niles: Constantly.

* Fran: I don’t think I’d be comfortable sitting on wooden balls. At least not on the first date.

* Fran: Jeffery, I think I pulled a hustle muscle.

* Fran: See you did the right thing and God smiled on you. God, Maybelline and half a box of Kleenex.

* Brooke: I don’t need an A I want to see what a D feels like.

Synopsis: Fran sorts laundry and finds some sexy male underwear. She thinks it’s Max’s but its Niles. Brighton comes in with Brooke, his science partner. There is a dance coming up and neither have a date. Fran tells a scary story about going to a dance with a kid with two left feet. At school, Brighton says something about Fran that she does not appreciate. Brooke comes up and his friends make fun of her. Then Brighton is mean to her and she wheezes. They take a cab home. The driver turns out to be a classmate of Fran’s. Jeffrey tells them all about what he went through. He asks her out again. It’s now the day of Fran’s date and she is trying to get out of it. CC comes in begging Max to do something. Fran tells a story about a hernia truss. Maggie is taking Grace to ballet class. She likes the teacher. Fran arrives at the restaurant. While they talk, he tells her he’s written a play. He returns some makeup to her that a teacher took. He asks her to do the hustle with him. So she agrees. They get applause. He totally proposes. She turns him down and he goes out on the ledge. She tells him she works for Maxwell Sheffield to try and stop him from jumping. Fran runs in the door and beelines to Max’s office. She tells him about her date threatening to kill himself. They all ask about a different story she might have told him. At the restaurant Max is trying to read the play. Max loves the play. Jeffrey gets so excited he falls off the ledge. Thankfully, he lands safely in a mountain of garbage. It’s now the night of the dance. Brooke arrives and Brighton is shocked. As they leave Maggie comes down the stairs. Fran has a chat with her.

Family Matters S02, Ep03 – Marriage 101

Show: Family Matters
Season: 2
Episode: 3
Title: Marriage 101
Original Air Date: September 28, 1990

Click on either link to get a copy.


iTunes Family Matters, Season 2 – Family Matters

Favorite Quotes:

* Harriet: I want to look perfect. Carl and I haven’t had a romantic dinner date since the Carter administration.

* Carl: You’re not going to wear that are you?
Harriet: Of course not. I’ll just slip into something more comfortable, like a helmet and shin guards.

* Mother Winslow: Carl is my son and in my eyes he can do no wrong, but he’s your husband and you should have knocked him into next week.

* Eddie: Lose your sense of humor Mrs. Urkel?
Laura: Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

* Steve: You know in the back of your fridge I found an interesting specimen growing on the back of a cheese wheel.

* Laura: Steve, we’re supposed to grade each other on this project and right now you’re staring down the barrel of an F.

* Laura: Steve, I want a divorce. Go home to your mother.

* Steve: Laura, I know I’m not worthy of you but I just can’t help loving you.

* Harriet: One thing for sure, he never takes you for granted.
Laura: I wish he would. I’m all Urkeled out.

* Steve: Snookums you do love me!!
Laura: What have I done?!?!

Synopsis: Eddie has wrapped up Steve like a mummy. Carl comes home and to shut Steve up bandages his mouth too. Another day and Harriet comes down the stairs looking amazing. Carl comes in with hockey tickets and Harriet is not happy. At school, Miss Stueben is trying to teach, but Steve is in the class. She and Steve wind up having a lively debate. She announces that everyone is going to be married for two weeks. Steve wants Laura. At the house, Harriet’s got a big bandage on her forehead. She got hit in the head with a hockey puck. She thinks that they are going out to dinner, but instead he’s going to a bachelor party. He leaves the kitchen and Harriet remembers some of the romantic things he use to do that he doesn’t anymore. She’s worried. It’s now the day they found out who their spouses will be in their class. Laure gets Steve. And then she faints at the news. At dinner that night, Ritchie comments about Carl being in trouble. Laura comes home late. The whole family hums the wedding march. Shortly after, Urkel appeals and ruins everyone appetite. The living room is overrun with adulations of love to Laura. It’s the last night “married” for the school project and Steve puts on some romantic music. He tries to kiss her and she throws him on the floor. She asks him to leave and he gives her a ring. It’s a real diamond. She doesn’t want to accept it as she feels its too much. When he tells her it was only $800 she goes into a meltdown. He responds with some sweet words and she cries. She goes out to talk to her mom, still upset. They have a talk. Carl overhears Harriet say how lucky she is that he loves her enough to show her. Back in class, we hear different stories about the “marriages” that took place. Steve gives Laura a short, but glowing, review. Laura lists all of Steve’s bad qualities, but then surprises everyone by giving him an A+. Carl comes home and greets Harriet. She is still upset. He tells her that he overheard her conversation with Laura. He apologizes, tells her he has dinner reservations and then gives her the diamond ring.

%d bloggers like this: