The Nanny S02, Ep03 – Everyone Needs a Bubby

Show: The Nanny
Season: 2
Episode: 3
Title: Everyone Needs a Bubby
Original Air Date: September 26, 1994

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Favorite Quotes:

* Fran: You should have seen her with the Chippendale’s. Her entire Social Security check went down a G string.
Max: As lucrative as that sounds, I have to get back to work.

* Sylvia: She’s not married. She all alone!!

* Max: Can’t she stay with your mother?
Fran: No, the big cats can’t share a cage.

* Max: Well Miss Fine, seems I underestimated your booby.
Fran: That’s bubby, no one’s ever underestimated my booby.

* Fran: Well, I was right. She was smoking.

* Fran: Are you out of your mind??!! This is the Sheffield house, no one has sex in this house!!

* Max: You knew about this?
Niles: Yes, my room is directly below theirs. Bravo!

* Fran: Oh boy, here she comes now, devil with the blue hair on.

* Grandma Yetta: Hotpants? Tell her to go for it? What am I senile? Your husband would throw me out of the house!

* Max: Please Miss Fine, I’m just not in the mood.
Fran: Wow, no man’s ever said that to me before.

Synopsis: Gracie worries about the end of the world and Brighton doesn’t help matters. Fran, Sylvia and Grandma Yetta come back from a play. They are all over the place. Sylvia is complaining how bad her feet her, turns out she grabbed the shoes of the woman sitting next to her. Sylvia has to rub in the fact that Fran’s not married. Grandma Yetta discovers that she has someone else’s purse. Grandma Yetta’s home is being fumigated so she winds up staying with Fran, Max and the kids. In Max’s office, CC gushes at Max. However, when she takes a call for Maggie she doesn’t know who Maggie is. Fran and Niles come in. She tells him about Grandma Yetta’s situation. Max goes too far with the jokes though Max winds up caving in and letting her stay. The next day, Max brings Fran a video he found in Maggie’s room. Maggie had a date earlier and is still on the porch. Max ends the date. The next day at breakfast, Niles is concerned about the fight between Max and Maggie. Maggie comes in singing a different tune. Maggie wants to go out with Greg again and with Fran’s prompting gets to go. They smell a fire and everyone runs upstairs. Max kicks opens the door to her room. They find Yetta in bed with a man. The burning smell is coming from some bagels in a toaster oven. After Max finishes yelling, Fran takes her turn. In the hall they both freak out together. In the kitchen, CC walks in and gloats. He tells her about Grandma Yetta getting some loving last night. She leaves depressed. Fran complains to Niles about Grandma Yetta. Gracie comes in. They learn that Grandma Yetta told Gracie to go for it, not Maggie. Fran goes looking for Max and finds him on the porch. She tells him about the Grandma Yetta mix up. They go back inside where Max continues to freak out. She tries to calm him. She then sends him to bed. When Maggie comes in Fran yells at her but what Maggie tells her calms her.


Numb3rs S02, Ep15 – The Running Man

Show: Numb3rs
Season: 2
Episode: 15
Title: The Running Man
Original Air Date: February 3, 2006

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Favorite Quotes:

* Colby: So this thing could be used to create a pandemic?

* Larry: You know that if you were to fall under similar scrutiny I would go beyond the boundaries of the observable universe to defend you and you know that.

* Ron: When you spend your life with nothing, you know what everything costs.

* David: Larry the kid you think is Ron Allan doesn’t exist.

* Alan: Isn’t it funny. The people that we’re closest to it’s easy to keep secrets from.

* Amita: Larry, your heart was in the right place.
Larry: Well intentioned ignorance is a slender defense at best.

* Megan: I’m so hoping you one of your cute little analogies for this.
Charlie: As a matter of fact, I do.

* Megan: He’s like a chameleon.
Charlie: More like a snake shedding successive skins.

* Amita: Charlie, I don’t know anyone who challenges themselves as relentlessly as you do.

* Charlie: Dad, I’m thinking.
Alan: That seems to be your perpetual state Charlie.

Synopsis: Some college kids are running on the track. A van pulls up to a non-descript location and several guys get out with cones. Charlie and Larry are talking math with the runner. The three guys that were in the truck are now climbing the side of a building. They break in through several holes they cut in the roof. They hack a retinal scanner and start wheeling a big piece of equipment out of the lab. The third guy pistol whips the man who was running earlier. Colby and David interview him. Turns out that the victim, Ron, is one of Larry’s assistants. A DNA synthesizer was stolen. It can make customized diseases. Megan determines it’s mostly likely an inside job. At Don’s office, they go over all the details that would have to be in place for this crime to take place. Now they suspect Ron might be involved. In Charlie’s office, Larry pops in and finds Charlie looking over old school work. When Charlie tells Larry that Ron is now a suspect, Larry gets upset. Larry finds sheet music and it’s composed by his mother. Megan and David interview Ron at the office. While Megan doesn’t think he did it, David does not share her opinion. David and Colby check out a suspect. The two are suspicious of him. Larry heads to Don’s office with concerns about all the suspicion on Ron. Larry pleads his case. David runs a background check and Ron Allan doesn’t exist. Megan gets a call. Ron’s cell is still live and they’ve tracked him. When they call it, a female has the phone. She says it belongs to her boyfriend, Phil Stark. She tells them he left yesterday to go camping. Charlie then shows them the sheet music. Alan tells them their mother was a gifted musician. Colby has a fence staked out. At the school, Larry is still distraught over Ron. Charlie has some kind of idea and runs to Don’s office. Charlie used his track times to try and narrow it down. But he finds him in three places. Megan searches these identities and more and finds he disappears along with an expensive piece of equipment. Don thinks it’s like a Groundhog Day scenario, only its success as a student he seeks. In the garage, Larry is buoyed as he has a new research assistant. Alan tells them how he and their mother met, but she kept her love of music from him. Back at the warehouse, that Colby has staked out they find they stolen synthesizer. They catch Gino in the act and haul him in. He tells them about who he bought it from and the cost. Colby and David storm the shop and find the guy dead. But now this shop is missing a plasma cutter. Now the team tries to figure out what he’s after. David gets an ID on the kid now. Charlie narrows in on Bendford’s Law to try and figure out what Ron is up to. They now think he’s going to rob the Ligo Lab. Above ground, the robbery starts. The team shows up at the Ligo Lab. Megan and David are at the track. The Ligo tunnel runs all the way under the track, which is 4 kilometers away. Don hears metal falling and he and Colby start running down the tunnel. Topside, Megan and David catch the two topside. Don gives chase to Ron and catches him. At Don’s office, Ron spills his guts. Don shows up at the house, but no one is home. He finds all the music on the table. In the garage, Charlie and Alan talk about his mom/his wife. They hear the piano. Don is playing some of the music. They both take a moment to cherish it.

Family Matters S02, Ep04 – Flashpants

Show: Family Matters
Season: 2
Episode: 4
Title: Flashpants
Original Air Date: October 5, 1990

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Favorite Quotes:

* Laura: Oh great. It’s dance contest time again.

* Laura: It’s real depressing watching people your age do the lambada.

* Carl: Is Rachel here?
Harriet: No, but I’m sure she heard you.

* Carl: My back just went out and pain came in.

* Harriet: You can spend the rest of your life looking like a pretzel.

* Laura: Want us to hang you out on the porch so you can get some sun?
Carl: Just go.

* Carl: We got to beat the Carnelli’s we’re just a jitterbug away from victory.

* Harriet: I’m going to fix you a big banana split and then hang you up on the door.

Synopsis: Laura comes down in her Rachel’s uniform hoping to avoid Steve on her way to work. Leaving early doesn’t work as he’s waiting at the door. They are all sitting around the table having breakfast. Carl comes in and starts dancing with Harriet. It’s time for the yearly Policeman’s Dance Competition. That night Carl comes up upset. Charlie is on Carl’s nerves. He even tried to kill a jacket. Charlie was bragging about winning the dance competition and Carl wouldn’t stand for it. Carl wants Rachel to choreograph a spectacular dance routine. They practice it and it looks amazing. Carl takes a bow and his back goes out. Rachel calls the doctor to get help. Harriet decides to pull out of the dance contest, but Carl doesn’t want to. The appointment is in an hour, but that’s how long it’s going to take Carl to get to the car. Later, Carl is hanging on a door. Eddie and Laura ask for money for the mall. Carl is now home alone, however, Steve comes over. He tells him he’s going to be with him for every moment he has to hang on the door. Carl is not happy. It’s now the night of the dance contest. Charlie and his wife perform their dance, and they’re good. Next up is Carl and Harriet. They do quite well. The MC announces the winners are actually a tie between Carl and Charlie and their wives. They will have to do a dance off and it will be the jitterbug. But when Carl takes a bow at this news his back goes out again. Charlie notices and has to rib him about it. But Charlie trips and hurts his ankle walking away. Both try and do the jitterbug injured. But Charlie’s wife calls a time out for his injury. Carl then admits he is also injured and suggests a tie. Instead the commissioner’s kids get awarded the trophy. Now that the dance contest is over, everyone gets to dance. Harriet congratulates Carl on being such a good sport.

Criminal Minds S02, Ep04 – Psychodrama

Show: Criminal Minds
Season: 2
Episode: 4
Title: Psychodrama
Original Air Date: October 11, 2006

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* Hotch: “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” – Oscar Wilde

* Hotch: “The basis of shame is not some personal mistake of ours, but that this humiliation is seen by everyone.” – Milan Kundera

Synopsis: A bank is being robbed. The robber kills a security guard. He makes everyone takeoff their clothes. JJ briefs the team at the BAU. Haley pops into the office. She was at the hospital with Jack. He has a condition that is treatable. Hotch completely forgot about it and was a no show. He apologizes and rushes to the plane. On the plane, they try to break down why the unsub is picking these banks and also why he’s making them do things. Gideon and Morgan head to the bank when they land. Reid works on a geographical profile. Elle starts working on video. At the bank, they run through the crime. Garcia gets the footage of the crime scenes. The people he put together, there were 13. All were varied ages, races, genders and backgrounds. The most recent scene, the security tapes were erased. At the station, Garcia calls in. There is a height difference with the first three crimes and the fourth. They interview the bank manager. He admits he erased the tapes. In Garcia’s office, she is upset because of he discrepancy. As she paces her feet hurt and she takes off her heels. It gives her an idea. The robber was wearing lifts in his boots. It’s just one unsub, not two. Back at the station, they deliver the profile. An officer walks into the briefing and tells them about a robbery in progress where the robber makes them undress. Everyone races to the new scene. As the robber leaves, he attacks a meter maid. The team arrives to find her down. They attempt to pursue him but he escapes. The team analyzes the newest scene and it’s bad. Hotch sits in the car watching video of his son’s first steps. Reid, Elle and JJ are going over suspects at the station. They track down a suspect in a bar, and take him in for questioning. Meanwhile, the bank robber is now taking over a small café. A call to Elle is well timed. He learns the unsub has struck again. The video is gruesome. Hotch is actually upset and shows it. Hotch talks to the bank manager again. His family is there too, but now they want nothing to do with him. The son tells Gideon and Hotch that the robber apologized after. They have to readjust the profile. Reid thinks its some kind of play based on a type of therapy going on in prison. Garcia is able to narrow it to one person. Some of the team go to visit his mother. The unsub’s sister died 12 years ago of a suicide, this is when the unsub started spiraling out of control. She gives them a hotel. They break down the door to his room but he’s not there. His bike is there, but he’s not. He’s on foot. He’s also pretty high. The unsub sees a birthday party in a backyard and he crashes it. Some of the team arrives and Hotch saves a little boy with his well-placed shoulder shot. On the plane, Gideon and Hotch talk. Gideon tries in his way to comfort him, but doesn’t succeed.

Mama’s Family S02, Ep13 – Mama Buys a Car

Show: Mama’s Family
Season: 2
Episode: 13
Title: Mama Buys a Car
Original Air Date: January 21, 1984

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Favorite Quotes:

* Thelma: It’s not just Meals on Wheels. It’s Thelma on Wheels.

* Fran: Without a car, a driver’s license is nothing more than an unflattering picture with your real birthday on it.

* Thelma: If I buy myself a car I can drive myself crazy.

* Vint: I gave him my jack-knife and he gave me his measles.

* Thelma: Vint to you want to get your wife out of this car before someone comes along and gives her a rear end alignment.

* Thelma: I want something with guts. I want some power when I put that petal to the metal.

* Willie: Thelma you didn’t try to do anything foolish with the car?
Thelma: Yeah I tried to drive it.

* Thelma: Those are the most expensive oatmeal rains cookies I’ve ever made. They cost me about $50 a rasin.

* Vint: Look on the bright side. You only got stuck with one lemom. That poor sucker is about to buy the whole orchard.

* Thelma: Blew up? It’s smoldering it’s way to lemon heaven.

* Thelma: Well, good Lord. You’re not only a weasel you’re a pig.

Synopsis: Mama is in a panic because Fran is late. Fran is supposed to let her take her car for Meals on Wheels deliveries. Mama is forced to call in and let them know that she’s waiting on her sister’s car. But because she doesn’t have her own car they kick her out of the program. As she hangs up Fran runs in. Thelma is upset because she is out of a volunteer job. Fran tries to console her. Mama decides to buy herself a car. Everyone tries to help her look through car ads. She wants a blue car. Naomi finds an ad for Willie Pots and it turns out he use to live in the neighborhood. Mama gives out orders to make cookies (she doesn’t want him talking too much). At the lot, Mama is obsessed with blue cars. She thinks the color is lucky. Willie arrives. Vint introduces everyone. Thelma gives him her list of wants. He shows her a car that’s nearly $7,000. He then starts bragging about a big sale he’s got coming. They walk over to a blue car. He starts sweet talking her. Vint tries to open the hood to check the engine and Willie sits on it so he can’t. Thelma brings up price, but Willie gives her a price she doesn’t like. She negotiates down to her price point with the cookies. Thelma buys it and drives it home. The whole family drives in and asks to go for a spin. As she pulls away from the curb parts start falling off the car and the engine overheats. Back at Willie’s lot, he’s watching the big fish he wants to sell a bunch of cars to. Thelma and Vint enter his office. When she tells him she wants a refund he ignores her. He tries to sweet talk her. Then he tells her no flat out. Thelma loses her temper when Willie calls her a hippo. The big fish walks in the office. He kicks Thelma and Vint out of his office. In the lot, Vint remembers Willie’s nickname was the weasel. Thelma is upset he didn’t remember that sooner. Thelma races back into the office to try and save Mr. Babcock from buying the junk cars. She gives him a good speech. Mr. Babcock gives her the floor. She describes the explosion. Mr. Babcock tells Willie the only way he’ll buy the fleet is if he gives Thelma a full and complete refund. He starts counting out cash and she manages to add on a few extras to sweeten her deal. As soon as she is fully refunded he offers to walk Thelma out. He’s not signing the deal. Back at the house, everyone is proud of her. She starts the hunt for a car again.

Numbers S02, Ep14 – Harvest

Show: Numb3rs
Season: 2
Episode: 14
Title: Harvest
Original Air Date: January 27, 2006

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Favorite Quotes:

* Lawyer: Do you always do what your doctor tells you?
Megan: I’m not talking about lowering my cholesterol.

* Colby: Maybe they can check and see if he’s a donor.

* Charlie: Where he went couldn’t have been random.

* Charlie: It’s a treasure map.

* Alan: India? What are they doing here?
Don: Selling their kidneys, believe it or not.

* Alan: I’m not saying it’s right. But when it comes to your own mortality, you’ll grab onto anything to save your life.

* Amita: A one in four chance is better than no chance at all.

* Amita: An absence of proof is the not the same thing as a proof of failure.

* Don: I think he made the choice and she’s finding out what it details.

Synopsis: Charlie, Alan, Larry and Amita are at a symposium. Charlie is presenting the Milton prize. He won last year. Amita has won it this year. Don and David are running down a Homeland Security tip. They head down to the basement of the hotel. They find a storage area that is a crime scene. They follow the sound of a door creaking. A woman being held captive is found and rescued. At the office, the team tries to figure out who the woman is. Charlie and Amit stop by. The woman starts speaking in a language to Amita. The two decide to help on the case. Amita tells them that she spoke to her Tamil. Mega takes Amita in with her. Megan calls for a translator. Amita gets her to speak in English. At the scene, they continue to investigate. At the house, Charlie and Larry are analyzing the ice melt rate. David and Colby go to visit the delivery man. He tells them he saw a private ambulance. There are no matching 911 logs, so the ambulance is a mystery. It’s finally tracked to an ER. The doctor takes Megan to the morgue and shows her a body with a kidney removed. Her blood matches the blood at the hotel. Megan and Amita go to visit Santi at a jail. The dead girl is not her sister, but one of four girls brought over to sell a kidney. She escaped but went back to find her sister. Someone did take their name off the transplant list. Megan goes to talk to the doctor who worked with that patient. The doctor tells her about kidney village in India. The patient is too sick to talk, so Megan requests all the paperwork. Amita appears in Charlie’s office, clearly shaken. He lets her talk for a while. She wants to help but doesn’t know how. He suggests her grandmother. Her eyes light up, she kisses him, thanks him and takes off. David and Colby go to take to the ambulance driver and he runs. They pursue the ambulance driver. The pursuit ends with the ambulance t-boning a taxi and flipping over. The ambulance driver is dead. Amita takes Charlie to visit Santi. Charlie has to rush off. Amita tells her about what she does. Her grandmother sent her prayer items. Colby and David run into a dead end on the ambulance and ask Charlie for help. Charlie points out mileage as a factor. He can use the mileage to narrow down where the driver went that wasn’t logged. David is skeptical. Don arrives at the house to find his dad. Alan tells him about a friend who died of kidney failure. Charlie and Larry are plotting the ambulance log. University General Hospital is where the map leads them. Michael Tocheck comes up. In the morgue there are five bodies, but only paperwork for four. When David lifts the blanket it’s another Indian girl. She was stripped of a lot more than just her kidney. Charlie teaches them about the optimization protocols for transplants. Sadly, Santi’s data doesn’t match anyone on the transplant list. Megan arrives. She has a disc with more patients on it from Tolchek’s computer. There’s a perfect match. Don and Megan visit him. His daughter was not aware. Megan pays the daughter a visit. She tells her the last person to get one of these transplants died of a massive infection. She gives Megan a location. They get there just before he cuts her open. Don arrests him. Amita goes to visit Santi and brings her sister. It’s a happy reunion. Back at the house, Amita has brought dinner for everyone. They ask about the girls. Amita is using her award money to pay for them to go back to school. Amita is also going to take a trip to India with her grandmother.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02, Ep18 – Pizza Face

Show: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Season: 2
Episode: 18
Title: Pizza Face
Original Air Date: May 18, 2014

Links for the first six volumes below:

Amazon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 1 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 2 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 3 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 4 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 5 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 6 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Favorite Quotes:

* Mikey: Why eat Antonio’s when you can have homemade?

* Pizza: You think I’m gonna spill my toppings? No way my crust is sealed.

* Mikey: I don’t grill cheese, I bake it. In a hot stinky oven.

* Mikey: Pizza that eats you. It’s like my worst nightmare come true.

* Mikey: You made fun of my iron stomach but it saved the day.

* Donnie: It’s called a bad dream Mikey. You had a nightmare.
Mikey: I did?

Synopsis: April and Irma are walking to the movies. April ditches Irma to go hang out with the turtles. Along the way a pizza delivery guy drops a pizza. It starts screaming “Eat me!!!” The turtles are watching a cartoon. Donnie freaks out because he can’t reach April. Mikey gets challenged to make his own pizza. While he makes his creation, he sings with ice cream kitty. His creation makes the guys sick. They order Antionio’s Pizza after seeing a weird commercial. Mikey has trouble not eating the pizza. The pizza starts saying, “eat me!” When he opens the box the pizza tires to eat him. He refuses to eat the pizza and it attacks him. The guys don’t believe him. At Antonio’s people are really heading to this joint. Mikey sees April but she’s acting like a zombie. Some pizza headed zombies attack Mikey. Mikey runs bac to the lair and tells them what happened. But they have all been eating pizza form Antonio’s. There’s pizza’s everywhere and they attack him again. Mikey catches one and interrogates it. The pizza tells him about Antonio finding a green goo (mutagen) and trying it as a pizza topping. He mutates into a giant pizza. Mikey throws it in the freezer with ice cream kitty to play with. Mikey finds April being turned into a calzone and his brothers being turned into an army. Mikey gets Pizza Face to eat him and then he breaks out of him and then eats Pizza Face. Everyone is freed. Mikey wakes up screaming. He was having a nightmare.

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