Show: The Big Bang Theory
Season: 2 Episode: 8
Title: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Original Air Date: November 17, 2008
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* Penny: Howard, your scooter is blocking my car. Aww, did you get pink eye again?
* Sheldon: I’m sorry. I’m not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series until I’ve seen The Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
* Howard: Hey buddy, what brings you to my own little slice of hell?
Sheldon and Raj argue about two sci fi shows and which is better. Raj suggests a game of rock, paper scissors. Sheldon has a variation of it. They give it a try. Howard comes over looking bright and weird. He wants a wing man for his new process. Penny comes over and asks him to move is scooter as it’s blocking her car. He tries the insult on her, and she snaps his eye patch. She then threatens him, and she leaves. Sheldon complains about Star Wars movies and cartoons. Leonard wants to watch it now. Sheldon again suggests his version of rock, paper, scissors. Leonard just gives up. Leonard gets a call from Howard. Something has happened at his lab and he needs help. Leonard finally gets everyone to go with him. Howard got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch. He needs help getting the rover out of the ditch and the girl out before he gets caught. Leonard gets to take his doctor date home. In his car, the doctor starts making out with Leonard. Howard, Raj and Sheldon are in the Mars Rover control center. It’s still not responding. Howard decides to go with Plan B: delete all the data tapes and wipe all their fingerprints. The news runs a story about the Mars Rover. Penny mentions that she thought Howard was working on it. She won’t drop it. Leonard takes Sheldon aside; he needs to sneak out. No details are provided. Sheldon is not a good liar. Leonard then announces to all that he’s going out for a while. He is going on a date with the doctor. He patient died. Leonard and the doctor are making out on her couch as Howard calls and leaves a message. She suggests they head to the bedroom after a while. Howard calls again. They are now in the bedroom and the phone rings again, it’s Howard. He and his mother have a fight and its left on the machine. Penny is doing laundry. Leonard walks in. She points out he has some new shirts. She inquires as to who the new girl is. He tells her she is a doctor doctor, a surgical resident. Leonard then asks Penny a question. She sides with Leonard. Penny congratulates him. Leonard goes to Howard’s. Howard’s phone rings and it’s the doctor. She tells him she just wants to be friends. Howard tells Leonard he is dead to him and he slams the door in his face. Back at the apartment, there is one dumpling left. They again play Sheldon’s version of rock, paper, scissors. Howard refuses to speak to Leonard. Sheldon continues to explain to Leonard. There is a knock at the door and it’s the doctor. The doctor actually brought someone for Howard to go out with as a double date. Next thing, Howard is leaving a message apologizing. There is another news article on the Mars Rover. The ditch it got stuck in had proof of life and Howard destroyed it.
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