Show: The Big Bang Theory
Season: 2 Episode: 10
Title: The Vartabedian Conundrum
Original Air Date: December 8, 2008
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Favorite Quotes:* Sheldon: You’re the doctor, but I’m constantly hearing this annoying sound.
Leonard: Me too.
* Sheldon: It’s not enough that she mocks me, but that’s not even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.
* Stephanie: Leonard? Why haven’t I heard a thing about this woman who lives across the hall and comes over to your apartment in the morning in her underwear?
* Leonard: Don’t you think if a woman was living with me, I’d be the first one to know about it?
Penny: Aw sweetie, you’d be the last one to know about it.
* Leonard: Where’s my bat signal?
Penny: You have a bat signal?
Leonard: I did.
* Howard: Ugh, Leonard, huge mistake. There’s a whole buffet of women out there and you’re just standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg over and over again.
* Penny: What are you washing? A crocodile?
* Leonard: Ok, so, Stephanie, I really like you.
Stephanie: Oh God, here comes the speech.
* Howard: You know, if you can’t talk to her why don’t you just text her?
Leonard: Isn’t that kind of cowardly?
Howard: Yeah, it’s beyond contemptable.
Stephanie is checking Sheldon’s ears to figure out where the annoying sound is coming from but finds nothing. Sheldon then explains to Leonard the sound he keeps hearing. Sheldon then calls a roommate meeting. He congratulates him on the progress of his relationship with Stephanie and wants to discuss how things are going to work now that she’s living with him. He lays out the rules that determine it in their agreement. He lays out the changes that are triggered. He wants Stephanie to initial several parts of the agreement. Sheldon wants a prostrate exam and Leonard is highly opposed. Penny comes over seeking coffee. Stephanie is a bit perturbed by Penny, who’s she has heard nothing about. She asks Leonard why he said nothing. Penny doesn’t help. He makes a sad excuse. Sheldon makes it worse. He tries to defuse it but it goes badly. Sheldon makes it worse. Sheldon tells Penny Stephanie is a valuable roommate. Leonard insists Stephanie is not living with him. Penny checks. She finds plenty of evidence to prove they are living together. Leonard finally admits it’s true. At lunch, Leonard tells the guys his girlfriend is living with him. Sheldon is at the ER. Stephanie happens upon him. She is shocked that he broke in to the ER and he wants a bunch of tests. Penny finds Leonard in the laundry room. He asks if she has any laundry softener. She does and he pours the whole bottle in to wash the pants Stephanie got him. Penny is confused so she examines the pants. They aren’t machine washable, he still washes them. Penny’s concerned. She advises him and he asks her to come with him. In the apartment, Stephanie is examining Sheldon again. He has to stop talking immediately. Leonard enters the apartment and Stephanie has silenced Sheldon. He then asks to talk. Leonard gets brave enough to share that he is feeling scared. They two then get romantic. Leonard goes back down to the laundry room. Penny put his clothes in the dryer. But his pants are ruined. They talk again and she gets annoyed with him. He admits to Penny that he’s afraid she will break up with him. Leonard tries to talk to her again. She gets up. He doesn’t share his real feelings but instead makes her happy. Lunch at work, Leonard is wearing a dorky sweater. Howard suggests texting her. He texts her. She then texts him back and he races over. Sheldon knocks on Penny’s door with a computer voice to ask for tea.
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