Show: The Big Bang Theory
Season: 2 Episode: 7
Title: The Panty Piñata Polarization
Original Air Date: November 10, 2008
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* Howard: What do you mean, “aw?” Like she didn’t know we were nerds?
* Sheldon: Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you but since you’ve become a permanent member of our social group, I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.
Leonard: Congratulations, you’re officially one of us.
* Penny: There’s a new policy: no shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
* Leonard: Penny, you don’t want to get into it with Sheldon. That guy is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
* Sheldon: Did you tell on me?
Leonard: Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes.
The guys are playing Klingon Boggle. Penny comes over and asks to use their tv, hers stopped working. She couldn’t pay the bill. She wants to see a reality show. The guys are now focused on it and not playing the game. Penny has to explain the show to Howard. When he finds out that there is a house full of hot women within driving distance and he goes a little crazy. Meanwhile, Sheldon finished his round and reads out the words he has but the guys never noticed because they are still watching the show. Raj is trying to locate the actual house by using the stars in the sky. Penny comes over to watch the show again. Sheldon whines about it. He doesn’t want to watch the show. They start to eat the take out and Penny grabs one of Sheldon’s onion rings. They all whisper at her to put it back before he comes back. Sheldon walks back and looks at his food. He immediately asks who touched his food. Everyone rats out Penny. Suddenly, Sheldon tells Penny that touching his food was her third strike. She has no clue what he is talking about. He tells her the first strike was a cat she emailed him. Leonard tells her not to worry, the strikes only stay on your record for a year. Sheldon continues to freak out. He then goes on about holding her to the same standard as everyone else because she is part of their social group now. Penny sits in Sheldon’s spot and refuses to move. He gives her strike three and kicks her out and banishes her. At the Cheesecake Factory, they have a map laid out on the table. They are narrowing down the location of the house. Leonard tells Howard and Raj that they are crazy and won’t get anywhere near the house. Penny comes to the table and tells them what their order is because she knows it by heart. Sheldon asks about his burger. Penny tells him he’s got three strikes so he’s banned from the Cheesecake Factory. Leonard tries to get Penny to let Sheldon stay. It doesn’t go well. Penny brings out the food. Sheldon gets his burger as well. Penny dares him to eat it. Back at the apartment, Howard has located the house of the top models. Penny comes to the apartment complaining her wifi doesn’t work anymore. Leonard tries to fix it and a video of Sheldon pops up. He gives her an ultimatum. But now Penny has decided to go to war with Sheldon. But she makes clear she is prepared. Howard decides to fix it, but Sheldon is ready. Sheldon tries to sneak out of the apartment to do laundry, but Penny is waiting. Penny follows him down to the laundry room. She points out that he does everything on a schedule and he would not enjoy that schedule being disrupted. Penny points out all the machines are taken. She taunts him again. Another day, Penny storms up the stairs with an empty basket. She wants her clothes back. He points out a sign about not leaving clothes unattended. He takes her to the window. He’s hung her clothes on the telephone wire. He refuses to take them down until he apologizes. She decides to try to call it even. Leonard comes in is happy to see them talking again. Penny now decides to up her game even more. Leonard goes to Penny’s apartment and gives her Sheldon’s kryptonite. When Penny reads it she is not sure she should act. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj have got the exact address of the model house. Leonard answers the phone and it’s Sheldon’s mom. His mom is calling Sheldon about Penny. His mother gives him a long lecture. But wins. Sheldon knocks on Penny’s door with her laundry. He apologizes, resets her strikes and rescinds her banishment. Later, Howard and Raj show up to the model house to fix the cable. They just let the two in. The pair stare at the women and then start to follow them around.
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