Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep07 – Two Girls and a Rhino

Season: 3
Episode: 7
Title: Two Girls and a Rhino
Original Air Date: January 11, 2012

Guest Stars:
Tim DeKay: Buddy
Doug Savant: Scott
Daniel Roebuck: Director Perkins

Synopsis: Victoria is filming a news piece at the Cleveland Zoo. Joy brings her eye drops for fake tears, but she’s already filmed the piece. Suddenly, the black rhino is aroused. Everyone is happy. Joy walks away and suddenly he’s not interested anymore. The director has Joy and Elka stand next to each other and it’s magic. He asks them to stay…for three days, the length of the mating ritual. They agree and are given cots. That evening Melanie and Victoria are at Stormi’s. They spot two good looking guys and bait their hooks. Victoria gets Buddy, a janitor. Melanie gets Scott, a state senator. The next day they go and visit Joy and Elka

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Criminal Minds S02, Ep02 – P911

Show: Criminal Minds
Season: 2
Episode: 2
Title: P911
Original Air Date: September 27, 2006

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Favorite Quotes:

* Gideon: “The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.” – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Synopsis: A little boy is on a video camera and talking to it. An agent recognizes him. She gets her boss. They’ve seen him before and lost track of him. They make contact and discover the little boy is being auctioned. At the BAU, the team begin going over the case. As they ask about Agent Cole, she walks in the room and joins them. She gives them what information she has on the little boy. Elle arrives and walks right into Reid. Hotch doesn’t want her back yet, he doesn’t feel she is ready. Since she won’t go home, Hotch assigns her to Reid. On the plane, Cole continues to brief the team on “Peter” and what her department does. Hotch asks Garcia to analyze the video. Meanwhile, the agent who rediscovered Peter arrives at the BAU to work with Garcia and JJ. The team arrives at the chat room company with a search warrant. They are able to get all the chat data to Garcia. Agent Cole schools the chat room owner on his pedophile problem. Garcia starts digging and finds another child being held. They hit the house to rescue him. Turns out he wasn’t abducted but doing it to pay the bills since his father disappeared. Gideon profiles him and gets him to give up the password allowing him to be someone else’s hero. Back at the BAU, Reid and Elle continue gleaning more information about the suspect from the video. They ask him to help find Peter and ask for a face to face. The auction is down to 8 hours. Reid calls attention to the video as he puts a shirt on. Garcia recognizes the shirt. It’s for the Tadpoles a wilderness group. JJ spots a unit number and Garcia is on the hunt. Kevin, the teenager they thought was a victim, meets with the man from the chat room and the team arrests him. He’s the principal of a school. Elle charges to the scene and Hotch is not happy. He tells Elle and Reid to search the principal’s office. Reid finds a drawer that is locked. Elle easily picks it and hands him the laptop locked inside. Cole takes point on the interview. In Garcia’s office, she and JJ and determined the troupe number. Back at the school, He’s asked to unlock his laptop. The man panics. He finally gives Agent Cole the code. The man holding the boy realizes he’s in trouble and cuts the feed. JJ calls the press with an official story. The feed comes back up and now there is an hour left in the auction. Half the team goes to visit the man who ran the Tadpoles and the other goes to the elementary school. At both places they get the name Charlie Sparks. The auction is down to one minute. They go into analysis mode and start doing additional profiling. The auction closes. Back at the man’s house, he’s taking a sledgehammer to the room he built to break the boy out. Cole calls Amanda to pull the original file and the list of names who she interviewed as one was who has him. Amanda gives the names to Garcia. At the house, he puts Peter in a container and disguises himself. The narrow it down to a single name and head straight to his house. He’s loading the boy into the trunk of the minivan and preparing to leave. As he pulls out of the driveway the team surrounds him. Cole runs to the minvan and finds the bin. She finds Peter safe. Cole finds out that Peter’s real name is Dustin Powers and he abducted him at the age of 1. They find his mother. His real mother arrives. His mother goes in to see him. He introduces her to his soldier, Jack. Her name is Jackie.

Book: Fudge Cupcake Murder by Joanne Fluke (Hannah Swensen #5)

Hannah seems to be a murder magnet. Not her own death, just those around her. Or maybe Lake Eden just has an above average murder rate for small town.

Her Cookie Jar is popular. Andrea, her sister, is pregnant and her brother in law is running for Sheriff. However, the current sheriff is not happy that he may lose to Bill.

All is not well for long. One evening after Hannah’s cooking class at the high school she discovers the sheriff dead by the dumpsters. To make a bad situation worse, Bill her brother in law who’s running against Sheriff Grant, is the main suspect. As the Sheriff Grant’s history is brought to live it also reveals a very long list of people who had motive to kill him.

Who killed the current Sheriff? Who’s the new detective everyone is talking about? Does Andrea have her baby?

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Elementary S03, Ep03 – Just A Regular Irregular

Show: Elementary
Season: 3
Episode: 3
Title: Just A Regular Irregular
Original Air Date: November 13, 2014

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Favorite Quotes:

* Joan: Why does Sherlock have a knife thrower?

* Bell: Looks like he was only sane enough to do math.

* Sherlock: As you know, you can’t force someone to get help. They have to want it.

* Math Guy: To recap, I’ve spent the last few months of my life playing a game that was designed to kill me.

* Sherlock: A flame war does not a murderer make.

Synopsis: At the brownstone, Kitty is practicing single stick as Joan arrives. Sherlock introduces them to a skilled knife thrower. Joan asks Kitty to assist her on an investigation. Kitty, however, turns her down. The half-naked math guy is making progress. He gets dressed and heads off in search of a clue. Instead he finds a dead man. Gregson and Bell talks to him in interrogation. He tells them about a math game he’s been playing. It’s a scavenger hunt. He calls for Sherlock and Joan. The pair come to the station. The math guy gets cleared. Gregson leaves him in Sherlock and Joan’s care. They all head back to the scene. The side job Joan offered Kitty is discussed. Sherlock discovers the phone number that’s been covered up so no one else can continue the math game. Sherlock and the math guy visit one of the contestants. He determines she knows the dead man based on the dog cookie. Turns out the dead guy is her ex. Kitty gives Joan an update on the man she wanted tailed (Sherlock intervened). Joan gets a call from Sherlock with an update. Bell and Sherlock go to meet another contestant in the math game. Sherlock hears something and pushes Bell out of the way. Seconds later the contestant fires a shotgun through the door and then disappears. Copies of all the math he was working on were sent to Sherlock’s for the math guy to analyze. Sherlock and Joan work at her place and her boyfriend basically runs from Sherlock. He’s not thrilled with her relationship, but she doesn’t care. They move on to Kitty. Joan has some concerns, she thinks Kitty needs additional help. Sherlock starts talking of Kitty as if she is a child and Sherlock and Joan are her parents. Math guy’s analysis tells them that he had only solved the first 9 problems, not the 10th. However, he has figured out where the missing man went. Sherlock suspects it will actually be a murder scene and he’s right. This man is killed the same way as the first. Sherlock deduces that the killer is actually the person running the math game and that the math game is actually a trap. Back at the brownstone, Sherlock learns that the math institute is not sponsoring the game. Joan calls with a cryptic clue. He says he can identify the killer. He shows him a blog. The collection of mathletes are trying to find a signature in the math. The math guy decides to get out of town but Sherlock stops him and accuses him of being the murderer. At the brownstone, they have a lengthy conversation about his work and crimes. He leaves Sherlock confused when he calls him his friend. Later that night Sherlock and Joan video chat. Joan suggests that maybe the hunt was constructed with another hunt inside of it. Sherlock tries to get Kitty to go to a support group. She just agrees to go right out of the blue. Kitty then stands up for the math guy. Sherlock makes a disguised call outing the math guy as the one behind the blog. He then goes to meet with the math guy. He’s deduced that he was looking for one singular mathematician. He tells him about a scratcher that he hacked and then posted about it. Someone else figured out the same thing and was using it to win a lot of money. Sherlock figured out who it was, Paul, the guy at the penthouse who called all the math people together. He’s worried he’ll go to jail. But Sherlock has fixed that. Sherlock cheers him up by telling him he’s a tremendous asset. Meanwhile, Joan goes to see Kitty. She got the name of the woman in the photos. The man wanted to buy the building because it had a lost work. Kitty then tells her she’s going to a support group meeting. She tells Joan that she needs her help too. Joan goes with her to a meeting.

Mama’s Family S02, Ep11 – Mama Learns to Drive

Show: Mama’s Family
Season: 2
Episode: 11
Title: Mama Learns to Drive
Original Air Date: January 7, 1984

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Favorite Quotes:

* Mama: That wife of yours is dead meat!

* Mama: If the good Lord intended me to drive he’d have given me bigger bumpers.

* Mama: Hold on to your tatas Frannie, here we go.

* Ellen: I would thank you not to refer to my mother as an old dog just because tricks don’t come as easily to her as they do to you.

* Mama: I’m gonna die trying to do this, but at least they’ll have a pretty new hat to bury me in.

Synopsis: Vint complains about the bus strike going on for three days. Ellen comes in the kitchen looking for Thelma. She’s left for the mall with Naomi. Minutes later Mama bursts in yelling. Naomi follows and the two begin fighting. Fran stops the fight. Mama still wants her hat so she tries to get everyone to take her to the mall. Everyone tells Mama that she needs to learn to drive herself around. Vint decides to teach her. He gives her a lecture on keys. The next morning, Mama is making cookies when Buzz and Sonya come in to help her study for her driver’s test. She gets mad and storms off. That afternoon Fran tiptoes out of the kitchen with car keys. Thelma wants to go with her to the mall but she holds firm on not taking her. Fran relents but makes Thelma drive. She doesn’t want to so Fran threatens to go to the mall and buy the hat Thelma wants for herself. They have a fight. She finally gets the car moving but the windshield wipers go off. She pulls away from the curb and nearly crashes into an oncoming car. In frustration she gets out of the car and walks off. Back at the house she tells the harrowing story. Naomi and Ellen get into it. Ellen decides to teach her how to drive. Upon returning Ellen is pissed. She has crashed Ellen’s car. They get in a fight and Ellen storms out. Meanwhile, the phone rings. It’s Neidermeyers, someone else wants the hat that Thelma has on hold. She has to pick it up by noon. Thelma decides to take Fran’s car and drive to the mall to get her hat. She says a prayer. She is at DMV to get her license. It’s taking all day long. She finally gets her picture taken. She and the DMV employee get into a fight and she threatens him. At the house, everyone is freaking out. Mama walks in the door and everyone rushes her. Mama tells them she got her driver’s license.

The X Files S01, Ep24 – The Erlenmeyer Flask

Show: The X Files
Season: 1
Episode: 24
Title: The Erlenmeyer Flask
Original Air Date: May 13, 1994

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Favorite Quotes:

* Scully: How do you know he’s not just yanking your chain, this Deep Throat character?

* Mulder: I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to find.

* Scully: No. We’ve reached the point of absurdity Mulder.

* Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, don’t give up on this one. You’ve never been closer.

* Mulder: I don’t suppose there were any witnesses.
Scully: Nope.

* Scully: Ok Mulder, but I’m warning you. If this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.

* Scully: I should know by now to trust your instincts.
Mulder: Why? nobody else does.

* Mulder: I’m not going to give up. I can’t give up. Not as long as the truth is out there.

Synopsis: A police chase is taking place through warehouses and a dock. The suspect tries to run for it and they start beating him, he fights back. One officer hits him with a taser, which he pulls out. He then shoots him twice. He runs and jumps into the water. Mulder is asleep on his couch when he gets a call from Deep Throat. The earlier incident is on the news. He shows it to Scully at the office. Mulder and Scully go to the scene. The Captain is not happy to see them. When they examine the car, they discover it’s not the right car. Mulder and Scully arrive at a science lab in Maryland. The scientist is not helpful. Mulder wants to continue the investigation and Scully is at her breaking point. Mulder heads home and Deep Throat meets him in front of his building. He’s disappointed. He pressures him to not give up. Back at the lab, the monkeys are agitated and the scientist is still working. He gets paid a visit by a man in a suit. The man kills the scientist. Back at the harbor, the Captain calls off the search. As the boat pulls out, the missing man surfaces. Mulder and Scully are called back to the lab. The scientists death is being written off as a suicide. They learn that he was working on the human genome. Mulder finds a container of fluid and asks Scully to analyze it. He then heads to the now dead scientists house and he breaks in. Scully takes the sample to the lab for analysis. She’s told it’s some kind of bacteria. The scientist says it is no bacteria she’s ever seen and wants to do more analysis. In the house, Mulder finds a phone number and has it traced. Outside a blue van pulls up and listens. The phone rings and it’s the missing man. But he’s gravely hurt. Mulder then gets a call back about the number, it’s a storage facility. In the ambulance, the injured man is bleeding green fluid. One of the techs does a needled decompression on his chest. But a noxious gas comes out and everyone is overcome. He escapes. Scully calls Mulder with information on the bacteria. They suspect gene therapy. He pulls up at the storage place. He finds the storage unit and unlocks it. Inside, he finds experiments in progress. Back at the lab, the scientist wakes Scully. She shows her base pairs of DNA. The bacteria has gaps in the DNA sequence. She found a fifth base pair as well. The scientist says it’s extra-terrestrial. Back at the storage area, some men in suits show up and chse Mulder. He escapes. Upon entering his apartment, the phone is ringing. It’s Scully. She tells him about the bacteria. He asks her to come pick him up. They head straight to the storage facility. They go into the storage unit together, but now it’s been cleared out. Deep Throat shows up. He tells them all about what was going on. The details of a human alien hybrid. Scully questions his reasons. He wants them to find the missing man before the suits do. Scully goes back to see the scientist, she learns she and her whole family were in a horrible accident and all are dead. Mulder goes back to the missing man’s house. He hears sounds and follows them. He’s in the attic and attacks Mulder. But a man in a suit shows up and shoots the man. Mulder passes out from the gas. The suits tie him up. Scully can’t reach Mulder and goes to his apartment. Deep Throat is there. He offers to get her into the facility with the original alien material so she can steal it and trade it for Mulder. She does get in. She goes to Level 7 Cryology. She gets into the storage area. There are many containers and she pulls the one marked “Purity Control.” When she opens the container she pulls out a small alien. She is shocked. That night she is parked on a bridge. She pulls a box out of the car with her. Deep Throat arrives as well and she walks to his car. He’s arranged to trade the alien for Mulder. They argue. Van pulls up. She quickly heads back to her car. She watches from a sideview mirror. Deep Throat hands over the parcel and then the man shoots him. They throw Mulder out of the van as they drive away. Deep Throat tells Scully, “Trust no one.” Then he dies. Thirteen days later, Scully is having trouble sleeping. Mulder calls. He tells her that the X Files is being closed. Scully is shocked. The Smoking Man puts the specimen in a box in a giant warehouse. When he closes the door the sign says it’s in the Pentagon.

Recipe: Low-Carb Deconstructed Pizza Casserole

I’m a pizza lover and I usually make it from scratch. This is going to be added to my must try list.

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