Show: The Golden Girls Title: The President’s Coming! part one and two Season 5 Episode 25 & 26 Original Air Date: May 5, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Dorothy: There’s a man on our lawn. Blanche: Get the net. +Blanche: Anything I… Read More ›
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The Golden Girls S5Ep24 – All Bets Are Off
Show: The Golden Girls Episode: All Bets are Off Season 5 Episode 24 Original Air Date: April 28, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Sophia: Of all the things you could have inherited from your father, you had to pick this damn gambling… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep23 – The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
Show: The Golden Girls Title: The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present Season 5 Episode 23 Original Air Date: March 31, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Blanche: Dorothy. I’ll get you a date. You can borrow one of my extras. What… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep22 – Cheaters
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Cheaters Season 5 Episode 22 Original Air Date: March 24, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Blanche: Oh, I hate him. God, if only he didn’t wanna talk. +Rose: You’d have some great times and some fabulous sex,… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep20 – Twice in a Lifetime
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Twice in a Lifetime Season 5 Episode 20 Original Air Date: February 24, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Dorothy: Ma, when I was a kid, you told me it wasn’t important to be in a popular clique…. Read More ›
The Golden Girls S05Ep21 – Sisters and Other Strangers
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Sisters and Other Strangers Season 5 Episode 21 Original Air Date: March 3, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Blanche: I just don’t believe it. She is coming to town to promote a novel she’s just had published…. Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep19 – 72 Hours
Show: The Golden Girls Title: 72 Hours Season 5 Episode 19 Original Air Date: February 17, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Dorothy: What an idiot! Of all the lamebrained, moronic dopes. If ever I wanted to reach right through the phone and… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep18 – An Illegitimate Concern
Show: The Golden Girls Title: An Illegitimate Concern Season 5 Episode 18 Original Air Date: February 12, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Dorothy: Ma, just because you don’t like the woman doesn’t mean that we have to embarrass ourselves in public. +Blanche:… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep17 – Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom Season 5 Episode 17 Original Air Date: February 10, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Rose: Blanche, what is that thing? Sophia: She decided to install a change machine…. Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep16 – Clinton Avenue Memoirs
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Clinton Avenue Memoirs Season 5 Episode 16 Original Air Date: February 3, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Blanche: Oh, that’s the trouble with being beautiful – the maintenance will kill you. +Sophia: Oh, forgive me, I forgot… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep15 – Triple Play
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Triple Play Season 5 Episode 15 Original Air Date: January 27, 1990 Sophia asks Dorothy if they know someone named Cecelia. It appears it’s her dying cousin with weeks to live. She probably should have… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep14 – Great Expectations
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Great Expectations Season 5 Episode 14 Original Air Date: January 13, 1990 Blanche wants to borrow a gun from Dorothy. The one that goes with her cowgirl outfit is missing. +Blanche: I’m a cowgirl. Yippee-aye-oh-K-Y…. Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep13 – Mary Has a Little Lamb
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Mary Has a Little Lamb Season 5 Episode 13 Original Air Date: January 6, 1990 Favorite Quotes: +Rose: Now, you come into the kitchen with me, honey. I’ll get you some pickles and ice cream…. Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5,Ep12 – Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Show: The Golden Girls Season 5 Episode 12 Title: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas Original Air Date: December 16, 1989 Favorite Quotes: +Blanche: Rose, for the past half-hour, you’ve been humming “Jingle Bells” and yelling “Hey!” Now, why must… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep11 – Ebb Tide
Show: The Golden Girls Title: Ebb Tide Season 5 Episode 11 Original Air Date: December 9, 1989 Favorite Quotes: +Rose: Back in St. Olaf the most expensive room was $18. And that includes the cow. +Sophia: What kind of a… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep10 – All That Jazz
Show: The Golden Girls Title: All That Jazz Season 5 Episode 10 Original Air Date: December 2, 1989 Favorite Quotes: +Sophia: Yeah, smells fine to me. I don’t know why they’re recalling it. +Rose: If I’m not careful, people could… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep09 – Comedy of Errors
Show: The Golden Girls Season 5 Episode 9 Title: Comedy of Errors Original Air Date: November 25, 1989 Favorite Quotes: * Blanche: Oh! A person cannot open a letter anymore without being accosted by some vile, disgusting thing! I thought… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep08 – That Old Feeling
Show: The Golden Girls Title: The Old Feeling Season 5 Episode 8 Original Air Date: November 18, 1989 Favorite Quotes: * Blanche: Oh, girls, I’m so sorry to be late. I ran out of gas on the way home. It… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep07 – Not Another Monday
Show: The Golden Girls Season 5 Episode 7 Title: Not Another Monday Original Air Date: November 11, 1989 Favorite Quotes: * Blanche: Rose, what are you doing? Rose: I’m diapering a turkey. It’s been so long since I changed a… Read More ›
The Golden Girls S5Ep06 – Dancing in the Dark
Show: The Golden Girls Season 5 Episode 6 Title: Dancing in the Dark Original Air Date: November 4, 1989 Favorite Quotes: * Dorothy: Oh Blanche, what are you doing lining shelves on a Friday night? Blanche: I’m workin’ off all… Read More ›