Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep22 – Elka’s Wedding

Season: 2
Episode: 22
Title: Elka’s Wedding
Original Air Date: August 31, 2011


Guest Stars:
Carl Reiner: Max
Don Rickles: Bobby
Buck Henry: Fred
Eric Andre: Jeff
Dick Van Patten: Lester
Troy Metcalf: Policeman Mike
C.J. Vana: Frat Guy
Jack Axelrod: Ernie
Barber Ali: Abdul-Hamid
Kurt Ela: Moustachioed Man


Synopsis: Elka’s bachelorette party gets under way. Melanie gives them all asprin so they don’t get hungover. However, she actually gives them the dog’s worm medication instead. The ladies get seriously high and do all sorts of stuff (I’m not spoiling anything here). Once they come to they discover that Elka is missing…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep21 – BridezElka

Season: 2
Episode: 21
Title: BridezElka
Original Air Date: August 24, 2011


Guest Stars:
Cedric the Entertainer: Reverend Boyce
Buck Henry: Fred


Synopsis: The ladies offer to help Elka with her wedding planning and paying for the wedding as their gift to her. Elka just wants something simple. The ladies give Elka lots of magazines. With all the research Elka turns into a Bridezilla. She wakes Joy at 3am telling her that she is her wedding planner. She hates the cakes, she beats Joy up with a bouquet and sends Melanie and Victoria after her wedding dress. Elka and Fred do their counseling with Reverend Boyce. Joy, having to stand in for Elka in one session, recognizes he use to be singer…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep20 – Indecent Proposals

Season: 2
Episode: 20
Title: Indecent Proposals
Original Date: August 17, 2011


Guest Stars:
Huey Lewis: Johnny Revere
Buck Henry: Fred
Bart Johnson: Mark
Shelli Boone: Lori


Synopsis: The ladies are at the bar discussing men. Elka is making lots of Sex and the City puns as Joy lent her the show on DVD. They all decided to have a booty call. Melanie calls up a man she just met, but it goes horribly awry because she is so indecisive. Joy calls back tattoo guy, but it turns out that he has had the name of every woman he’s been with tattooed on him and the creepy factor ruins it. Victoria and Johnny plan a tryst, but her nurse’s outfit gives him a heart attack…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep19 – Too Hot for TV

Season: 3
Episode: 19
Title: Too Hot for TV
Original Air Date: August 10, 2011


There are no guest stars or synopsis listed. This was a bonus episode featuring bloopers and outtakes.

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The Golden Girls S01, Ep21 – The Flu

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode:
Title: The Flu
Original Air Date: March 1, 1986


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Favorite Quotes:

* Dorothy: Blanche Deveraux can’t find a date?
Blanche: Oh don’t be ridiculous.

* Blanche: I haven’t had to disappoint so many men since Daddy tore down the treehouse.

* Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

* Blanche: I feel hot.
Dorothy: I feel cold.
Rose: I feel guilty. This is all my fault.

* Blanche: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

* Rose: You have done some good work Dorothy, but not enough people like you. Sorry.


Synopsis: Sophia is altering Dorothy’s dress for a banquet. Blanche comes in and announces she bought the dress she’d been eyeing. Blanche and Sophia are still dateless. Rose enters the kitchen looking for aspirin. She is coming down with something and Dorothy freaks out. Rose tries to calm them down. Several days later, the three are all on the couch and they are very sick. Sophia comes in and tells them she got turned down for a date. The doorbell rings and it’s the doctor. She determines that they all have the flu and it’s going to last at least a week. After the doctor leaves, Sophia tells a story about ear salve that turns into pesto sauce. Three days later, Blanche and Dorothy fight over Blanche’s heating pad. Rose comes out with a hot toddy. Rose then tells a St. Olaf story. Her hot toddy is keeping her cheerful, but it should have an octane rating. Rose is pretty drunk. Blanche gets up to turn on her soap opera and Dorothy protests. The three start fighting. The next day, Dorothy is in the kitchen. Rose comes in and asks about orange juice and Dorothy takes it all. Blanche comes in upset about her Vicks Vaporub. Rose was upset about her NyQuil being missing but Dorothy took it. They start taking shots at each other and Rose starts crying. Everyone apologizes. They have a group hug. Sophia comes in and gives them the news that when she cancelled for them the organizer was disappointed. Sophia thinks one of them won the big award. They all decide to go to the banquet now. At the banquet, the ladies are still sick. Blanche shows up without a date, while the others have one. The trio get competitive. Sophia shows up with her date, a much, much younger man. Blanche manages to produce a date, but it turns out she snagged a waiter. She admits her date backed out because of how she looked. It’s now time for the big award. The three start fighting again over who is going to win. The winner is Sophia. Her speech makes the ladies feel guilty for fighting with each other and they make up. They make a toast to friendship and sneeze in unison.

Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep18 – Arch Enemies

Season: 2
Episode: 18
Title: Arch Enemies
Original Air Date: August 3, 2011


Guest Stars:
George Newbern: Bill
James Patrick Stewart: Colin
Alicia Hannah: Devon


Synopsis: Victoria’s coworker Colin is a practical joker. Victoria enlists Joy’s help to make him pay. Melanie starts dating “dead wife guy” and discovers he imports Italian shoes, but he’s also a shrimper. Joy and Colin hit if off and have a fabulous love affair for 8 days. However…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep17 – The Emmy Show

Season: 2
Episode: 17
Title: The Emmy Show
Original Air Date: July 27, 2011


Guest Stars:
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Emmy Chase
Mason Cook: Austin
Heather Prete: Eileen
Dean Cochran: Sam


Synopsis: Joy discovers a post on ispiedyoucleveland.com that she thinks is about her, but Melanie disagrees saying its about her. They message the poster back for more detail. Victoria announces that her daughter, Emmy, is coming to visit and then freaks out when Elka informs her that Emmy has written a tell all book. Victoria comes up with scheme to have Elka play Emmy’s old Nanny to put an end to it. Joy and Melanie go to Stormi’s to meet the admirer. However, it turns out its a little boy who’s invited 3 ladies and is doing a mini bachelor scheme. The ladies opt to leave until…

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