Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep17 – The Emmy Show

Season: 2
Episode: 17
Title: The Emmy Show
Original Air Date: July 27, 2011


Guest Stars:
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Emmy Chase
Mason Cook: Austin
Heather Prete: Eileen
Dean Cochran: Sam


Synopsis: Joy discovers a post on ispiedyoucleveland.com that she thinks is about her, but Melanie disagrees saying its about her. They message the poster back for more detail. Victoria announces that her daughter, Emmy, is coming to visit and then freaks out when Elka informs her that Emmy has written a tell all book. Victoria comes up with scheme to have Elka play Emmy’s old Nanny to put an end to it. Joy and Melanie go to Stormi’s to meet the admirer. However, it turns out its a little boy who’s invited 3 ladies and is doing a mini bachelor scheme. The ladies opt to leave until…

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Mama’s Family S02, Ep07 – Ellen’s Boyfriend

Show: Mama’s Family
Season: 2
Episode: 7
Title: Ellen’s Boyfriend
Original Air Date: November 17, 1983


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Favorite Quotes:

* Mama: Sassiness does not sit well on a young face Missy.

* Mama: These slides are boring my bunions off too.

* Mama: Presbyterian, huh? Well they run a good bingo.

* Mama: I hope this things in English. I hate it when you have to guess what you’re eating.

* Mama: I hope you two old bags live happily ever after.

* Mama: What was she thinking? I’ve got wrinkles that are older than that boy.

* Mama: If I give it enough time he won’t be too young for you.

* Mama: Lord, how did I ever raise such a pack of sex maniacs?


Synopsis: Mama is trying to set up a projector screen. Buzz and Sonja try to sneak out but Mama catches them. Fran doesn’t want to watch the slides either. Everyone is up in arms over watching the slides. Ellen pops in and tells them she’s not staying. The kids make a run for it. Ellen is going to a lonely-hearts club. Before she leaves, Vint gives her some spare keys for her new locks. Mama decides they are still going to watch the slides. Later, Ellen get dropped off at Mama’s by Glenn. He wants to meet her family. He’s taking her to dinner at Chez Ray. However, it turns out Mama is home. When she walks in Mama wants Ellen to take her to the dentist. Mama wants to meet the man, but Ellen runs out. Vint finally gets off the phone and tells Mama he won. They are all going to Chez Ray tonight. Ellen and Glenn are at the restaurant. He leaves the table as Mama and family walk in. Fran spots Ellen. They all decide to join her. Ellen tells Mama that Glenn brought her there. Ellen introduces everyone to Glenn. Fran notices the bag that Ellen is using and flips her lid. They all make a big scene. The manager tries to calm it down. Ellen has a meltdown. At the house, Mama is cleaning like a mad woman. Fran tries to calm her down. She goes on about the bag and Mama gives it to her. Ellen comes in and the two get into a fight. Ellen realizes that Mama is jealous. They make up. Ellen rushes off to go be with Glenn.

Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep16 – Dancing Queens

Season: 2
Episode: 16
Title: Dancing Queens
Original Air Date: July 20, 2011


Guest Stars:
Doris Roberts: Lydia
Antonio Sabato Jr.: Leandro
Lex Medlin: Elliot
Michael Dunn: Matthew
Edward Stanley: Joe
Keith Pillow: Potential Jeffrey
Ariel Llinas: Ty


Synopsis: The ladies are moping around that they miss their gay best friends back in LA. Elka takes them to the local gay bar. Victoria finds Leandro, a sexy latin man. However, he thinks she’s a man in drag as Victoria Chase. Joy fines a lonely boy. She gives him a makeover and ditches her for a guy. Melanie just finds straight guys she doesn’t want. Elka learns an old friend, Lydia, owns the bar. However, when Elliot, Lydia’s son arrives Elka nearly has a heart attack…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep15 – Love Thy Neighbor?

Season: 2
Episode: 15
Title: Love Thy Neighbor
Original Air Date: July 13, 2011


Guest Stars:
Wayne Knight: Rick
Tom McGowan: Robert
Mindy Cohn: Cassie
Christopher: Mastandrea: Mini Rick


Synopsis: Joy, deciding to have a baby goes to a fertility clinic where the top sperm donor turns out to be their neighbor Rick. Joy goes to Rick’s to ask him to come out of retirement, but instead winds up sleeping with him. Melanie and the ladies join the neighborhood watch. Melanie starts to think that Joy has a drug problem, when in reality, she is sneaking off to have sex with Rick. Victoria, wants to audition for a local play but the director does not think she can play “old.” She enlists Elka’s help to get the part. After lessons they take “old Victoria” out for a spin. At Stormi’s the director is there. Victoria, in character talks to her. He starts flirting and offers her an audition. But he also wants to me more than friends…

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The Golden Girls S01, Ep20 – Adult Education

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode: 20
Title: Adult Education
Original Air Date: February 22, 1986


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Favorite Quotes:

* Dorothy: Ma, are you ok?
Sophia: I’m fine. I’m just trying to make Rose go away.

* Dorothy: Rose, one is testing. Fourteen is brunch.
Rose: Good Lord, I’m a criminal.

* Sophia: I hate Jello. If God wanted peaches suspended in midair, he would have filled them with helium.

* Blanche: He said the only way I’d get an A on my final is if I sleep with him.

* Rose: You’ll be so much happier if you use your brains instead of your body.

* Blanche: The talent to drive men crazy with a body that many said should have come with a warning label.

* Rose: To this day, every time I pass an ice cream parlor or a tackle shop, I blush.

* Dorothy: Take a lesson Rose. That’s how you tell a story.

* Blanche: You, sir, can kiss my A.

* Blanche: One day her butt will turn to mush, but I’ll always have my degree.


Synopsis: Sophia is ready to get her hair done, but Dorothy is on the phone trying to get tickets to the Frank Sinatra concert. Blanche joins them in the kitchen very upset. She failed her midterm exam. Dorothy finds out the concert is sold out and she becomes very upset. Sophia says she’ll get tickets. Later that night, Rose is helping Blanche study for her class. Dorothy comes home, she still has no tickets. Dorothy has decided to buy tickets for Sinatra from a scalper. But Blanche has her test that night so she can’t go. Blanche is still upset over her class and tries to go to a bar to cheer herself up. Rose and Dorothy don’t let her. She throws a tantrum. Dorothy tells her about her speech impediment as a kid to cheer her up. The teacher who helped her inspired her to become a teacher. Blanche decides to speak to her teacher. After class, she approaches him for help. However, inside of helping her he propositions her in exchange for an A. Back at the house, Rose made jello for Sophia. She’s not amused and gets grumpy with Rose. Dorothy comes home and instantly Sophia asks if she got tickets. She didn’t and she’s upset. Blanche comes in and tells them what happened. Dorothy informs her that what he did is sexual harassment. Dorothy volunteers to help her so she’ll pass the class. Dorothy tells a story about when she was sexually harassed. Blanche decides to report him. Rose also tells a story about being sexually harassed. Blanche goes to visit the Dean. She tells him about the sexual harassment by the professor. She tells him that she is failing and that he offered to give her an A if she would have sex with him. The Dean tells her that it’s her word against his and there is nothing he can do. Blanche storms into the kitchen, still upset. Rose tells her that she won four tickets to the Sinatra concert. Blanche tries to tell her what happened as Dorothy runs in excited that she got 3 tickets. Blanche tries again to tell what happened in the Dean’s office. But Rose starts trying to tell the ticket story. Blanche cuts her off and gives a short version. Before Blanche can tell tell her story, Sophia comes in with third row tickets. They’ve not got 10 tickets. Blanche storms out upset. She’s decided she’s going to study her butt off to pass that test. It’s the night of the test and Blanche is the last student left. The professor gives her the offer one last time. She refuses, but thanks him for motivating her into studying hard enough that she could pass. After telling him off she storms out. Back at the house, the other three finally come home. They didn’t get home til after 2am. They got arrested scalping the tickets to an undercover police officer. No one got to see the concert. Blanche brings up her test. She tells them she told the professor off.

Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep14 – Battle of the Bands

Season: 2
Episode: 14
Title: Battle of the Bands
Original Air Date: July 6, 2011


Guest Stars:
Wayne Knight: Rick
Tamara Lynn Davis: Sara
Scotch Ellis Loring: Announcer


Synopsis: Melanie lands an article in Woman’s Day Magazine based off her book. The ladies decide to enter the Battle of the Bands. Joy is quite obsessed and the ladies are not feeling it. Rick entices her away to sing with his band. The ladies are at odds. The ladies practice their song and Joy practices with the weasels. Their friendship is at odds…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep13 – Unseperated at Birthdates

Season: 2
Episode: 13
Title: Unseperated at Birthdates
Original Air Date: June 29, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Steve Lawrence: Jack
Frank Caliendo: Kenny
Patrick Fabian: Richard
Richard Burgi: Timothy
Vincent Ventresca: Dr. Doug
Danielle Burgio: Susie


Synopsis: It’s the ladies non-birthday again. Elka insists they set each other up on dates again. Elka wants Jack Huntington, Melanie wants a laid back guy with a beard and long hair, Joy wants British sex icons and Victoria wants no man boobs. Joy gets Jack Huntington for Elka. Elka acts like a bimbo to get him and then dumps him. Elka gets Dr. Doug for Melanie, but he looks like Jesus which…

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