Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep07 – Two Girls and a Rhino

Season: 3
Episode: 7
Title: Two Girls and a Rhino
Original Air Date: January 11, 2012


Guest Stars:
Tim DeKay: Buddy
Doug Savant: Scott
Daniel Roebuck: Director Perkins


Synopsis: Victoria is filming a news piece at the Cleveland Zoo. Joy brings her eye drops for fake tears, but she’s already filmed the piece. Suddenly, the black rhino is aroused. Everyone is happy. Joy walks away and suddenly he’s not interested anymore. The director has Joy and Elka stand next to each other and it’s magic. He asks them to stay…for three days, the length of the mating ritual. They agree and are given cots. That evening Melanie and Victoria are at Stormi’s. They spot two good looking guys and bait their hooks. Victoria gets Buddy, a janitor. Melanie gets Scott, a state senator. The next day they go and visit Joy and Elka

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Mama’s Family S02, Ep11 – Mama Learns to Drive

Show: Mama’s Family
Season: 2
Episode: 11
Title: Mama Learns to Drive
Original Air Date: January 7, 1984


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Favorite Quotes:

* Mama: That wife of yours is dead meat!

* Mama: If the good Lord intended me to drive he’d have given me bigger bumpers.

* Mama: Hold on to your tatas Frannie, here we go.

* Ellen: I would thank you not to refer to my mother as an old dog just because tricks don’t come as easily to her as they do to you.

* Mama: I’m gonna die trying to do this, but at least they’ll have a pretty new hat to bury me in.


Synopsis: Vint complains about the bus strike going on for three days. Ellen comes in the kitchen looking for Thelma. She’s left for the mall with Naomi. Minutes later Mama bursts in yelling. Naomi follows and the two begin fighting. Fran stops the fight. Mama still wants her hat so she tries to get everyone to take her to the mall. Everyone tells Mama that she needs to learn to drive herself around. Vint decides to teach her. He gives her a lecture on keys. The next morning, Mama is making cookies when Buzz and Sonya come in to help her study for her driver’s test. She gets mad and storms off. That afternoon Fran tiptoes out of the kitchen with car keys. Thelma wants to go with her to the mall but she holds firm on not taking her. Fran relents but makes Thelma drive. She doesn’t want to so Fran threatens to go to the mall and buy the hat Thelma wants for herself. They have a fight. She finally gets the car moving but the windshield wipers go off. She pulls away from the curb and nearly crashes into an oncoming car. In frustration she gets out of the car and walks off. Back at the house she tells the harrowing story. Naomi and Ellen get into it. Ellen decides to teach her how to drive. Upon returning Ellen is pissed. She has crashed Ellen’s car. They get in a fight and Ellen storms out. Meanwhile, the phone rings. It’s Neidermeyers, someone else wants the hat that Thelma has on hold. She has to pick it up by noon. Thelma decides to take Fran’s car and drive to the mall to get her hat. She says a prayer. She is at DMV to get her license. It’s taking all day long. She finally gets her picture taken. She and the DMV employee get into a fight and she threatens him. At the house, everyone is freaking out. Mama walks in the door and everyone rushes her. Mama tells them she got her driver’s license.

Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep06 – How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?

Season: 3
Episode: 6
Title: How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Original Air Date: January 4, 2012


Guest Stars:
Tim Bagley: Larry
David DeLuise: Jake
Ryan Gaul: Hotel Employee
Calli Ryles: Sally


Synopsis: The ladies all go to a Browns game. The bathroom line is soo long. Elka asks the girls how they met. Melanie tells of following her boyfriend to a hotel to find out he was cheating. She was distraught and went up to the roof. Victoria; was there upset and crying. Melanie hears her and they start talking about why Victoria’s on the roof. She’s upset because she feels like her acting career is over. Then the both of them hear Joy crying. Then Joy falls off the roof…

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep05 – One Thing Or A Mother

Season: 3
Episode: 5
Title: One Thing or a Mother
Original Air Date: December 28, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Phil Morris: Lou
Sean O’Bryan: Andy
Bette Rae: Mother
Sean Hayes: Chad
Cesili Williams: Waitress


Synopsis: It’s Friday night and all four ladies have a date. Elka is going out with Roy. Joy is going out with a man who she knows is older, but is not sure how much older. Victoria is dating a hand model. Melanie is on her 12th date with Andy. Elka surprises Roy at his apartment and is shocked to learn that his mother is still living and will be 110 in a few weeks. Roy’s mother makes it clear she does not like Elka. Victoria’s date, the hand model, won’t eat without silverware. Victoria is forced to feed him by hand. On the way back they get a flat and she has to change it. Melanie’s 12th date goes as she wants except for one thing. He resembles Pooh Bear, and everyone sees it…

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep05 – One Thing Or A Mother

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The Golden Girls S01, Ep24 – Big Daddy

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode: 24
Title: Big Daddy
Original Air Date: May 3, 1986


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Favorite Quotes:

* Dorothy: I can’t believe I know anyone who calls her father Big Daddy.

* Sophia: You need boots to listen to this guy.

* Rose: This is so much fun it’s like being in Gone With The Wind.

* Blanche: I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for why my daddy’s lost the stuffing out of his comforter.


Synopsis: Sophia asks Dorothy to taste something that’s expired. She tells Dorothy that Rose tried to get in her room last night. As they go back in the living room, Rose tries to explain and Sophia cuts her off. Blanche rushes in and tells everyone that her father is coming to visit. After going off into several stories, Dorothy cuts her off. Blanche leaves and Rose heads out to the lanai. Rose screams when she finds a tree downed in the lanai. Her neighbor comes over and tries to deny it’s his tree. He insults Sophia and she curses him. The next day Dorothy arrives home with a property map showing their neighbor owns the tree. Blanche comes out wearing a dress like she did for her Sweet 16. She wants everyone to be on their best behavior. The doorbell rings and it’s their neighbor, he’s furious. He leaves and the doorbell rings again. Dorothy thinks it’s the neighbor but it’s actually Big Daddy. He lays it on thick with all of them. He takes his leave to take care of some things. Before he leaves he tells her he is singing tomorrow night. Blanche is concerned. Her father comes home late that night. He then performs for Blanche, but he’s horrible. She is horrified. He tells her that he’s doing this as a career and sold the family home. They have a big fight that brings everyone from their rooms. Her father storms off. The three discuss what’s happened. They go in the kitchen and share some memories. The next evening they get ready to go to Big Daddy’s show as the neighbor storms over. He’s giving up. His wife stays behind and tells them she did everything to him. They three arrive at Big Daddy’s show but they learn that his show has been cancelled. Blanche finds her father back stage and talks to him. He tells her the story of how he met her mother. They make up and hug.

The Golden Girls S01, Ep23 – Blind Ambitions

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode: 23
Title: Blind Ambitions
Original Air Date: March 29, 1986


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Favorite Quotes:

* Sophia: Do you know what they call cooking meat over an open fire in Sicely?
Dorothy: No, what?
Sophia: Poverty.

* Blanche: The point is guilt is a very bad thing. Story over.

* Sophia: I only have one question: now that I’m better why do you still scream and holler at me?

* Sophia: You want to help your sister? Help her to help herself.

* Blanche: The King is gone Dorothy but we must cherish the things he left behind: his movies, his songs..
Dorothy: And his seasonings.

* Dorothy: What’s the use of having a garage sale if we can’t part with anything?

* Dorothy: Come on now, get out of here. You’ve come back more times than Shirley MacLaine.


Synopsis: The girls are having a barbeque on the lanai. Rose’s sister Lily is visiting them. Blanche tells a story about barbeques when she was younger. Rose and Lily share a camping story. They talk about tv shows and garage sales. They all decide to have a garage sale to raise the money for a new television. Later that night, they are going through stuff in the living room. Everything is everywhere. Lily decides to put some candlesticks on a table and all the girls have to rush to move everything out of her way when she heads to her room for a sweater. The next day in the kitchen, Lily is making bacon and it catches on fire. She screams for help and everyone comes rushing. Rose puts out the fire. The girls discuss Lily’s situation. Rose finds Lily in her room holding a dress. Rose tries to convince her to get help. Lily shows her the dress and tells her it’s her favorite because it’s the only one she can clearly remember. Lily asks Rose to come and live with her. Later, the girls are in the kitchen. They try to dissuade her from moving to Chicago. Blanche tells a story about working in a factory. We learn of another of her boyfriends. Sophia joins them and tells Rose moving in with Lily is a bad idea. Sophia tells them that Dorothy forced her to rebuild her life because she knew she could. Rose is still on the fence. Sophia tells her to help her sister help herself. It’s the day of the garage sale. Everyone is trying to haggle down prices and Sophia is not having it. Nothing is selling, they can’t part with the memories attached to the items. They decide to call off the garage sale. Dorothy comes up with an idea. They put a down payment on a new tv and pay the rest off on time. Lily comes out and asks Rose to help her to the couch. But she starts asking Rose to do everything for her. Rose takes a stand and tells her that she needs professional help to get on with her life. She won’t go back to Chicago with her. Lily storms off upset. Two months later, Rose heads to Chicago to visit her sister. She keeps leaving and coming back. She finally leaves. Rose lands and gets directions for the baggage claim. Lily surprised her by meeting her at the airport. She now has a service dog. She apologizes to Rose for her behavior. Lily wanted Rose to see that she was right.

Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep05 – One Thing Or A Mother

Season: 3
Episode: 5
Title: One Thing or a Mother
Original Air Date: December 28, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Phil Morris: Lou
Sean O’Bryan: Andy
Bette Rae: Mother
Sean Hayes: Chad
Cesili Williams: Waitress


Synopsis: It’s Friday night and all four ladies have a date. Elka is going out with Roy. Joy is going out with a man who she knows is older, but is not sure how much older. Victoria is dating a hand model. Melanie is on her 12th date with Andy. Elka surprises Roy at his apartment and is shocked to learn that his mother is still living and will be 110 in a few weeks. Roy’s mother makes it clear she does not like Elka. Victoria’s date, the hand model, won’t eat without silverware. Victoria is forced to feed him by hand. On the way back they get a flat and she has to change it. Melanie’s 12th date goes as she wants except for one thing. He resembles Pooh Bear, and everyone sees it.

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