Show: The Nanny
Title: The Nanny Napper
Original Air Date: October 17, 1994
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* Fran: I can’t believe I’m holding a baby. If only it came with a husband and a house in Great Neck.
* Max: Gracie, he’s not a lost puppy. He’s somebody’s baby.
Grace: All right, can I have a puppy?
* Maggie: Oh I can’t wait to have a baby of my own.
Max: Yes, you can wait. You can wait a lot.
* Fran: Excuse me! I’m not a hooker I’m a kidnapper.
* CC: Maxwell, is everything all right? Has she been incarcerated yet? Did I miss it?
Synopsis: Fran and the kids are on the subway. A stranger yells in Fran’s face trying to get money. She yells back and he gives her money. Fran hears a woman with a crying baby. She offers to help and the woman gives her the baby told hold while she yells at her kids. The woman gets off the train with the rest of her kids and realizes too late that Fran still has the baby. Niles comes to assist but doesn’t know why Fran has a baby. Max comes down and is immediately horrified that Fran has a baby and asks why? Fran calls 911 to report the baby, but it’s a long voice mail list. Max tries to take Fran and the baby to the police station, but there’s too much traffic and they come back. The kids are excited about the baby until it fills his diaper. Niles takes over. CC pretends to have a heart. Max comes into the kitchen with a box of Brighton’s old baby clothes. The two fight over who gets to change his diaper. Fran has Max put on the news. Fran’s face is on the tv as a baby kidnapper. They’ve already figured out who she is. Max takes Fran and the baby to the police station. Their number finally gets called. It doesn’t go well. She gets arrested and booked. They’ve all been gone so long that CC comes down to the station. Niles pays a hooker to act like CC is a hooker too. Fran is about to be taken to the prison, but the mother of the baby and her start talking about a soap opera. One of the officers gets involved with the conversation and decides to let Fran go. Back at the house, everyone is depressed that the baby is gone. Grace then asks Max and Fran why they don’t make a baby. But then she asks why they don’t get married. She makes the two incredibly uncomfortable.