Show: The Big Bang Theory
Title: The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
Original Air Date: May 5, 2008
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* Sheldon: She’s my twin sister. She thinks she’s funny but frankly I’ve never bene able to see it.
Missy: It’s because you have no measurable sense of humor Shelly.
* Leonard: In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell no!!
* Sheldon: I’m going to settle this right now, neither of you are good enough for my sister.
* Howard: Is it because I’m Jewish? Because I’d kill my Rabbi with a porkchop to be with your sister.
* Sheldon (to Leonard): Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.
* Sheldon: Why does everyone want to talk to me alone? Normally, no one wants to be alone with me.
* Leonard: Whoo hoo!! Natural selection at work!
Sheldon: I weep for humanity.
Synopsis: Leonard and Raj walk though the halls discussing a super collider. Everyone is huddled around Sheldon’s office. There’s a hot girl in there with him. It’s Missy, his twin sister. She tries to learn everyone’s names but Raj freaks out and leaves. She is actually in town for a wedding at Disneyland. Leonard invites her to stay at their place while she is in town. At the apartment, she tells the guys some childhood stories about her and Sheldon. Penny pops in with Leonard’s Superman underwear. Leonard starts to try and impress Sheldon’s sister and Penny finds its amusing. Raj runs in and announces he’s been accepted into the drug trial. He can talk to females. He’s now as annoying as the rest of the guys are. Penny comments to Leonard about how pretty she is. Penny asks Sheldon why he’s ignoring his sister and he points out he’s ignoring everyone. Raj and Howard suddenly turn the conversation in a very competitive and rather gross direction. Penny rescues her by telling her she is going to get her nails done and invites her. Sheldon orders a pizza. Raj and Howard get into a fight over Missy. Leonard takes Sheldon aside to inform him that Raj and Howard are fighting over his sister. Sheldon finally realizes his sister deserves better than those two and decides to talk to them. Meanwhile, in the living room, Raj and Howard are rolling on the floor kind of fighting. He stops them and tells them all they are not good enough for his sister. Raj’s side effects form the medication is getting worse. A full-blown debate ensues as to why each of them is not good enough. Missy and Penny walk back in and hear what is going on. Missy is pissed. Leonard tries to save face. Missy confronts Sheldon for his behavior. She welcomes him acting like a brother, but she will not tolerate him deciding who she will and won’t date. He comes up with a Ludacris idea and she makes him pay. They decide to do Wii boxing to decide who gets to date Missy. Leonard wins and marches over the Penny’s. When she answers he asks if she is still dating Mike. She says yes and he asks to talk to Missy. She comes over to the door to talk to him. He invites her to dinner but she declines. Howard then goes over to see Missy. The two ladies can barely keep a straight face. Howard tries to impress her with a magic trick and she says no. Raj then comes over. Penny doesn’t bother to delay. Raj’s meds start to wear off though. Missy calls him a cutie pie and all he can do his make some musical notes and he turns around and leaves. Missy heads off. Before she leaves she compliments him and it goes badly.