Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep05 – One Thing Or A Mother

Season: 3
Episode: 5
Title: One Thing or a Mother
Original Air Date: December 28, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Phil Morris: Lou
Sean O’Bryan: Andy
Bette Rae: Mother
Sean Hayes: Chad
Cesili Williams: Waitress


Synopsis: It’s Friday night and all four ladies have a date. Elka is going out with Roy. Joy is going out with a man who she knows is older, but is not sure how much older. Victoria is dating a hand model. Melanie is on her 12th date with Andy. Elka surprises Roy at his apartment and is shocked to learn that his mother is still living and will be 110 in a few weeks. Roy’s mother makes it clear she does not like Elka. Victoria’s date, the hand model, won’t eat without silverware. Victoria is forced to feed him by hand. On the way back they get a flat and she has to change it. Melanie’s 12th date goes as she wants except for one thing. He resembles Pooh Bear, and everyone sees it.

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep04 – Happy Fat

Season: 3
Episode: 4
Title: Happy Fat
Original Air Date: December 21, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Marissa Jaret Winokur: Kim
Kelly Schumann: Sally
Yolanda Snowball: Pam
Jimmy Smagula: Jerry
Edward James Gage: Mike
Alex Ball: Ken


Synopsis: Joy gets chased into the house by Judgey Face (Kim). Kim asks for a makeover and the ladies are happy to assist them. Kim, Sally and Pam aren’t thrilled about not eating. There husbands aren’t thrilled about any of it. Meanwhile, Elka and Roy are doing dangerous thrill seeking stuff. The ladies teach Elka how to lie about her age and weight. However…

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep03 – Funeral Crashers

Season: 3
Episode: 3
Title: Funeral Crashers
Original Air Date: December 14, 2011


Guest Stars:
John Mahoney: Roy
Orson Bean: Dan
Jennifer Ann Burton: Cassie
Jake Martin: Male Mourner


Synopsis: The dry cleaner sends Melanie’s magic dress to the wrong place. The person it went to just died. Melanie and company crash the funeral to try and get the dress back. However, the deceased is wearing the dress. Roy finds Elka and tells her that the deceased was murdered. They attempt to solve it. Victoria searches for her Soap Opera Digest. Melanie makes Joy…

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep02 – Beards

Season: 3
Episode: 2
Title: Beards
Original Air Date: December 7, 2011


Guest Stars:
Laura San Giacomo: Caroline
Gilles Marini: Captain Lebeau
Sandra Bernhard: Nan


Synopsis: The ladies are freezing to death. Victoria gets asked to speak on a lesbian cruise. All four go. The ladies fall in love with the Captain. Melanie’s sister is on the cruise too. Melanie is shocked. Joy and Victoria each have a fling with the Captain. Melanie’s sister finds out that she isn’t gay and is upset.

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Hot in Cleveland S03, Ep01 – Elka’s Choice

Season: 3
Episode: 1
Title: Elka’s Choice
Original Air Date: November 30, 2011


Guest Stars:
Don Rickles: Bobby
Kym Whitley: Jada
Valerie Azlynn: Libby
Kathy Lee Gifford: Christal


Synopsis: The ladies go to New York with Victoria who is appearing on The Chatter. She’s heard a rumor that they are looking for a fourth co-host who’s gay. So Victoria announces her marriage to Joy, who’s not happy about it. To deflect attention she tells Elka’s story and they bring Elka on the show. When they get back from New York Bobby is waiting but Elka can’t decide…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep22 – Elka’s Wedding

Season: 2
Episode: 22
Title: Elka’s Wedding
Original Air Date: August 31, 2011


Guest Stars:
Carl Reiner: Max
Don Rickles: Bobby
Buck Henry: Fred
Eric Andre: Jeff
Dick Van Patten: Lester
Troy Metcalf: Policeman Mike
C.J. Vana: Frat Guy
Jack Axelrod: Ernie
Barber Ali: Abdul-Hamid
Kurt Ela: Moustachioed Man


Synopsis: Elka’s bachelorette party gets under way. Melanie gives them all asprin so they don’t get hungover. However, she actually gives them the dog’s worm medication instead. The ladies get seriously high and do all sorts of stuff (I’m not spoiling anything here). Once they come to they discover that Elka is missing…

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Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep21 – BridezElka

Season: 2
Episode: 21
Title: BridezElka
Original Air Date: August 24, 2011


Guest Stars:
Cedric the Entertainer: Reverend Boyce
Buck Henry: Fred


Synopsis: The ladies offer to help Elka with her wedding planning and paying for the wedding as their gift to her. Elka just wants something simple. The ladies give Elka lots of magazines. With all the research Elka turns into a Bridezilla. She wakes Joy at 3am telling her that she is her wedding planner. She hates the cakes, she beats Joy up with a bouquet and sends Melanie and Victoria after her wedding dress. Elka and Fred do their counseling with Reverend Boyce. Joy, having to stand in for Elka in one session, recognizes he use to be singer…

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