Elementary S02, Ep16 – The One Percent Solution

Show: Elementary
Season: 2
Episode: 16
Title: The One Percent Solution
Original Air Date: February 27, 2014

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Favorite Quotes:

* Joan: Are you mad that he’s stealing your act? Or annoyed that he managed to pull it off?

* Sherlock: He’s more than just an annoyance now. He’s involved in this somehow.

* Joan: Just so I’m clear, you don’t think your ex-partner helped plan a mass murder, do you?
Sherlock: Not wittingly.

* Joan: I think Lestrad just tried to recruit me.

* Joan: He lied to us. I want to know why.

* Joan: I know you’ve worked with Lestrad for a long time but it’s getting hard not to think of him as a straight up suspect.

* Sherlock: I think you’ve allowed yourself to become a bit of a fool, but in spite of that I can’t believe you’d allow yourself to become involved in a murder.

* Sherlock: So he views everyone he meets as a potential prostitute.

* Joan: So what is he? A serial indecent proposer?

* Joan: Why is the chicken outside my door?
Sherlock: To wake you of course.

* Joan: So now what? We own chickens, don’t we? I’m not feeding them.

Synopsis: A phone rings, but it’s attached underneath a table in a restaurant and it explodes. At the brownstone, Joan arrives home to find Sherlock with two chickens that he has rescued from a cock fighting room. Sherlock gets a text from Gregson. He and Joan head to meet him. It’s the bomb scene. They take in the scene. Lestrad appears on the scene, he works for one of the victims. He decides to start a war of words with Holmes. Joan gets a text from the hospital and is informed that two victims are able to talk. The three head to the hospital to interview the two. Sherlock and Watson get annoyed at Lestrad and break away to interview the manager. Back at the brownstone, Sherlock is watching video of Lestrad plagiarizing him. Downstairs, Sherlock and Joan do more analysis of the bomb’s location under the table. They take a closer look at the three who suffered the worst injuries. Lestrad calls and is stunned at Sherlock’s change in direction. Sherlock and Joan head off to see Lestrad’s boss, but Lestrad has beat him to it. Sherlock notices a book written about the Teton’s written by the man. The two go to the hotel and watch the security footage. They discover the mystery man is Lestrad. At the brownstone, they discuss this new lead. Lestrad shows up. He’s come to apologize. He also tells them that he has side affairs and he gets him hotel rooms to cover it up. He brings up the waiter again. Joan politely kicks him out. He tries to steal Joan away. She also snatched his phone. Sherlock has baked his thinking recipe. He also discovered that the now dead man was being investigated because he was planning a coup. Lestrad calls, he’s found the missing waiter. Joan goes to the station to meet with Lestrad and the waiter. He gives them a new lead. Sherlock spooks Lestrad at his place. He lays out the evidence against him and confronts him. He finally tells Sherlock everything. At the brownstone, Sherlock brings Joan up to speed. The next morning, Joan is woken by a rooster crowing outside her door. Sherlock wanted to show her thermal scans of New York. He’s tracked down the bomber. The crew stakes out the bombers house. Gregson informs them they got a warrant to go in. They find him in the garage dead. The bomb he was building killed him. Sherlock finds this bomb was going to a bio-tech company. Since he’s been dead over a week, he did not bomb the restaurant. At the brownstone, Sherlock keeps ignoring Lestrad. Sherlock is re-examining the injured again. But now Lestrad is at the door. He’s enraged because his bosses secret is out. The blackmailer wants stock trades completed. This new information has led Sherlock to the party responsible for the crimes. The three go tell Lestrad’s boss what’s going on and who is behind it all. It’s the woman who they interviewed in the hospital. He’d rather give her what she wants, but Lestrad informs him that Sherlock and Joan don’t do bribes. At the hospital, they stop Ms. Forrester before she escapes. Sherlock finally re-introduces the roosters to each other to see if they are going to fight or not. They are now just regular roosters again, no longer fighters.

The Golden Girls S01, Ep19 – Second Motherhood

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode: 19
Title: Second Motherhood
Original Air Date: February 18, 1986

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Favorite Quotes:

* Sophia: Great, my unmarried daughter wants to spend her weekend with a toilet.

* Dorothy: Come on, Blanche, even the paper boy knows where you’ll end up.

* Dorothy: Great Rose, call the Tidy Bowl man. He’ll jump in his boat and spread the news.

* Rose: You sure know your way around a snake.
Dorothy: I’ve had a lot of experience. After all, I was married to one for 38 years.

* Blanche: How can I say no to the man I love? I can’t even say no to men I like.

* Sophia: You’re making a big mistake. The man might be a moron but he knows how to fix a toilet.

* Sophia: Knock it off. It’s water not oil.

Synopsis: The ladies are looking for a plumber. Rose looks at the bid and thinks they are getting ripped off. She’s got experience with plumbing. Dorothy and Rose decide to fix the toilet themselves. Blanche joins them in the kitchen and the ladies discuss her current boyfriend. She’s worried that he thinks she’s only dating him for his money. Their date that night takes place on his plane. She’s a basket case on the plane. Back at the house, Rose is tapping the bathroom wall looking for a pipe. Dorothy comes in to find out why she is doing it because she woke her up. Blanche comes in and tells them about her date. Richard wants to introduce her to his family. Sophia comes in and kicks them out as she actually needs to use the bathroom. It’s Saturday night, and the two plumbers are excited about the new toilet being delivered. The plumber thinks they are nuts to install it themselves. He leaves the toilet in the living room. Dorothy and Rose are not able to move the toilet themselves. Rose sits on it to think just as Blanche brings Richard to meet them. She shows the two her engagement ring. But she can’t marry him. The girls are confused. It turns out that he has two young children. She is upset and going to have to tell him know. They all head into the kitchen. Neither Dorothy nor Rose can help her decide. Both tell stories about their kids. Sophia bursts into the kitchen excited about the toilet in front of the tv. Later, the two are working in the bathroom. Dorothy explodes with frustration. A mishap takes place as Sophia walks in with a plumber. They throw him out and Dorothy slams the door in his face. Blanche returns from her date but it was just the kids. She’s still on the fence about marrying Richard. She’s worried about the kids because they don’t get to see their father enough. Blanche doesn’t want him to marry her just to get a mother for his kids. That night, Blanche is on the plane again with Richard. She discusses with him where she stands right now and tells them that his kids should be the most important thing in his life. But she tells him she can’t marry him and gives him the ring back. She goes to leave but then remembers that she’s on a plane and they both laugh. The pair are back in the bathroom and have finally finished it. Blanche comes in to congratulate them on their success. Sophia comes in too. They then demonstrate everything works for her and she is not impressed.

Recipe: One-Pot Pasta Bolognese

Pasta makes the world a happier place. Don’t you agree?

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Numb3rs S01, Ep12 – Noisy Edge

Show: Numb3rs
Season: 1
Episode: 12
Title: Noisy Edge
Original Air Date: May 6, 2005

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Favorite Quotes:

* Charlie: I’m just surprised that math isn’t giving me an edge.

* Larry: The fact remains, we may not be alone.

* Alan: Golf balls don’t always do what you expect them too.
Charlie: Yeah well golf balls have to follow the rules of physics, just like any other object.

Synopsis: Don has Charlie look at cases, but they are better off with chaos theory. David comes in and tells them there is an unidentified flying object over LA. Don asks Charlie to try and predict a flight path. The military gets involved too. A family is having a bbq in their backyard and they see the UFO too. Charlie calculates it will fly over downtown. Don and David go to meet with the family who saw it. They also get the video. At the office, an agent from another department joins the team for the search. Charlie and Alan are golfing. Charlie is struggling. He gets a call from Don and uses it to escape. Charlie meets with the NTSB agent and Amita. They analyze radar data. But they can’t do it on a laptop. They ask Larry for some help. He lets them use some of his super computer time. Charlie’s math gets a flight path. It leads to the Staples Center. They brief the team on the new data. They check all the locations that the flight could have taken off from, but they strike out. Larry advises they focus on the plane itself. They overlap all 7 radar maps and think it’s a UFO. But the NTSB agent tells them it’s a human design. Charlie thinks it could have been a vertical takeoff. They visit a company that is running a contest for vertical takeoff. He gives them a few names of engineers who could pull it off. The former partner gives them the name, Gosnell. At the office, Don and David go over Gosnell’s criminal record. Out on the golf course, Charlie has lost his ball and can’t use math to find it. They try to find Gosnell by checking with his son. He’s shocked. They all head to his workspace, but both he and the plane are missing. Outside the hangar, there grass is burnt from the vertical exhaust. His son tells them the history of the project. David goes to talk to the most recent investor who is shocked to learn the plane flied. He gives them some additional information. In Charlie’s office, he compliments Amita on her thesis work. She informs Charlie she might get a second PHD in astrophysics. And that she wouldn’t be his student anymore. The NTSB agent rushes into the office with some more details to analyze. At the office, Charlie tells Don they found the plane. They head out to the search area. A junkyard is within the search area and they head there first. The NTSB agent locates the plane, with Gosnell inside and dead. She checks over the plane and determines it went down due to sabotage. Don tells him the rudder was tampered with and that his father was murdered. At the office, the NTSB agent can’t determine the plane’s flight path. Don goes to visit Charlie. They chat. Don tells him that their dad likes to play golf with him because it’s the one time he gets to teach him something. David calls, Croft sabotaged the plane. They bring Croft in for an interview. Charlie thinks that the servo was not being tampered with but being fixed. Don and David go back and visit Gosnell’s son again. Don and Alan head to the golf course and Charlie joins them. Alan senses Charlie’s frustrations but he tells him he loves it to make him happy.

Hot in Cleveland S02, Ep11 – Where’s Elka? #HotinCleveland

Season: 2
Episode: 11
Title: Where’s Elka?
Original Air Date: June 15, 2011

Guest Stars:
George Wendt: Yoder
Monica Horan: Sarah
Stephen Dunham: Abher
Amy Sedaris: Heather
Jeff Martin: Governor Shaw

Synopsis: The ladies search Elka’s computer to discover she is heading to Canada. On the way they find her car outside an Amish bar. She’s with Yoder. The ladies get drunk and nearly miss Yoder. In their drunken haze they performed the movie Witness for the men at the bar. Victoria recognize the name Yoder and follows him. She wakes up in a bed filled with women and Elka. Victoria embraces Amish life. Melanie and Joy wake up in a bar looking, well, not so hot. Joy’s hair is a fright and Melanie’s got a beard. The bartender explains how they performed, in their drunken haze, the movie Witness for the men at the bar. Joy and Melanie get lost trying to find Yoder and instead…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02, Ep02 – Invasion of the Squirrelanoids

Show: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Season: 2
Episode: 2
Title: Invasion of the Squirrelanoids
Original Air Date: October 19, 2013

Links for the first six volumes below:

Amazon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 1 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 2 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 3 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 4 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 5 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
iTunes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vol. 6 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Favorite Quotes:

* Raph: Why is that guy afraid of a cute, tiny little squirrel?

* Raph: Maybe Mikey’s right.
All: What??!!!

* Mikey: Get back here you little nut lover!!

* Splinter: I should have been in a deeper trance.

* Splinter: I’d say the something part is most accurante.

* Splinter: I do not want to say, I was right, but I was right.

* Mikey: Don’t worry, they’ll find us.
Raph: You always know the right thing to say.

* Mikey: They’ll crack our shells like nuts.

* Raph: I’m glad you didn’t get flushed little brother.
Mikey: You and me both, bro.

Synopsis: The turtles are tracking something. They find a mutagen trail. Leo cautions them to be careful. Donnie finds a canister, but it’s half empty. They hear a man screaming inside. He’s being attacked by a little squirrel except it jumps down his throat. They plan to take the man back to the lair, but Raph is not happy. When they arrive at the lair, Splinter is not pleased at all. The guy wakes up and starts talking in gibberish. Mikey translates. The guy starts vomiting and two squirrels come out. Donnie wants to catch the squirrels. It becomes an all-out chase. One runs into the dojo with Sprinter. The squirrel runs up the tree in the dojo. The squirrel nearly falls on top of Splinter but Donnie catches it. Splinter comes out of his trance and assists in catching it. Back in Mikey’s room, they are trying to catch it but it goes into Raph’s mouth and stomach. Donnie listens to Raph’s intestines. But he suddenly starts vomiting. And now there are two squirrels and they are pissed and glowing. Splinter comes in and tells them the other squirrel is behaving the same. They are looking for the squirrels but they’ve mutated into giant creepy monsters. Donnie tries to come up with a plan to capture them. He uses metal head because they are afraid to battle them face to face. However, metal head gets decapitated. The turtles head into the sewers to find the monsters and metal head. Leo splits them into two teams. The monsters attack Leo and Donnie. The two run for it. But the three corner all four turtles. The battle ensues. The turtles are losing but Mikey has a plan. It’s popcorn. And they chase him for it. He throws it into special chamber and then drains all the water. He doesn’t get away clean, one catches him with the nasty tongue and pulls him in. The rest make a chain and pull him to safety. Back at the lair they discuss what happened. Splinter asks about what will happen if those monsters escape. Back in the sewers, a worker is walking and finds the popcorn. A monster attacks him.

The Nanny S01, Ep18 – Sunday in the Park with Fran

Show: The Nanny
Season: 1
Episode: 18
Title: Sunday in the Park with Fran
Original Air Date: March 23, 1994

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Favorite Quotes:

* Gracie: CC, how come your dog hates you?

* CC: If I had to like every one of my friends I wouldn’t have any.

* Fran: That’s PTA, Mother Hubbard.

* Fran: Oh, can that women ever suck up.
Niles: Hmm. If she came with attachments, we could throw out the Hoover.

* Fran: Too bad we didn’t have this conversation out in the garden, the plants would have loved the fertilizer.

* Fran: You don’t need a nanny, you need a hobby.

* Max: He’s probably calling to try and steal you away.
Fran: I might be available.

* Max: What a charming little snot, tot.

* Fran: A man like you deserves a good finger every now and then.

* Fran: Bartender, I think somethings wrong with your tv. I sound so nasal.

Synopsis: Max and CC are excited because Fran’s family is so large and helping fill the seats at opening night. Fran gives their dinner requests, but it’s not dinner theater. Fran says they won’t come without food. Niles prepares a picnic for Fran and Gracie to take to the park. CC walks in the with Chester. He hates CC but loves Fran. CC comments on the basket returned by one of the critics. Turns out his son goes to school with Gracie. CC wants Gracie to invite Frank Junior to the park. She doesn’t want to. CC, however, calls Frank Sr. and makes the play date. Fran and Gracie try to go to the park without Frank Jr. but CC stops them. The two race to Max’s office. Fran gets there first. She barricades the door and CC tries to break it down. At the park, Frank Jr. starts shooting things with his gun. She talks to a woman in the park, but that woman thinks she’s got a lot of kids until she explains she’s the nanny. Frank jumps on Grace’s back. She is finally forced to whack him with a French bread. Back at the house, Max is looking for a lost note pad. Fran and Grace return from the park but leave out the Frank Jr. drama. Max gives Fran a big guilt trip. Niles takes a call from Mr. Bradley. It goes badly. As Max asks about what happened with Frank Jr, CC comes in. No one is happy. Max is furious. He decides to invite Frank Sr and Frank Jr over for Fran to apologize. The fridge is still not working and no one is allowed to open it. Then Fran walks in and opens the fridge doors wide. The day has arrived when the Franks will arrive. Frank Sr starts insulting Max right away. Fran gives an apology but the Franks don’t accept it. Fran calls Chester as an excuse to escape. Niles brings out finger sandwiches. Frank Sr gets aggressive while Fran is holding Chester and he bites Frank Sr. Max stands up for Fran and Grace, as well as himself. Then he kicks the Franks out. Fran gushes over Chester. It’s now the night of the play and they are all getting a drink afterward. The reviews come on the tv. They announce that Frank is out with food poisoning, so instead it’s a fan review. It turns out it’s Fran. Max is so happy about the review that he kisses Fran. At the house, the repairman for the fridge finally arrives.

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