Book: The Devil’s Bones (Body Farm #3) by Jefferson Bass

The case takes us to Knoxville at the top of a hill. A charred female body is found in a burned card. The only way Dr. Brockton can figure out what really happened is to burn dead bodies.

Of course, he can never just deal with a case. He also gets a mysterious package. It’s a set of cremations that don’t look like they should. So now he’s investigating two cases simultaneously. However, this one leads him to a crematorium that doesn’t do it’s just correctly.

Now, Garland Hamilton, Jess’s murderer, has escaped. And now it’s all about not dying while Hamilton and he play a frighteningly deadly game of cat and mouse.

With the help of Art and Miranda can Brockton get to the bottom of all these deaths and find Hamilton before he gets murdered?

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The Golden Girls S01, Ep15 – In A Bed of Rose’s

Show: The Golden Girls
Season: 1
Episode: 15
Title: In A Bed of Rose’s
Original Air Date: January 11, 1986

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Favorite Quotes:

* Blanche: Isn’t it interesting how the sounds are the same for awful nightmares and great sex?

* Blanche: So Rose got lucky.
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.

* Rose: He’s shy. He’s very shy.
Blanche: He didn’t sound so shy last night.

* Sophia: You don’t think I can recognize death? I lived in a retirement home. Death visited more often than children.

* Rose: You mean I slept with a dead man last night?
Blanche: Honey, I sleep with them all the time.

* Rose: I can’t believe it, there’s a married dead man in my bed.
Sophia: Serves him right.

* Sophia: Tell her you went to turn on the sprinklers and you found him on the lawn.

* Rose: That’s not why I’m here. I have bad news.
Mrs. Beatty: Well, you couldn’t be pregnant.

* Rose: My late husband had a heart attack as well. They drop like flies around me.

* Rose: I’m the kiss of death. It’s the second time a man has died in my bed.

* Sophia: She’ll be fine. If someone breaks in she’ll just have to sleep with them.

Synopsis: Rose is at the door with her current boyfriend. He begs to “come in.” She weakens and lets him in. Rose decides to take him to her room. The next morning, she happily goes in the kitchen. Dorothy was worried she was having a nightmare, while Blanche thought she was having great sex. Blanche then leads a discussion on great sex. Sophia enters. She tells Rose there’s a man in her bed. The two tease her for lying about having sex. She tells Rose the man in her bed his dead. No one wants to check on him. Finally, Dorothy decides to check on him and Sophia has to accompany her. Sophia and Dorothy confirm he is dead. Rose is shocked and freaks out. Dorothy tries to comfort her. Blanche then tells her how she was notified of her husband’s death. Now she has to notify his sister of her brother’s death. Blanche finds a Beatty in Boca Raton. Rose calls her but learns that Al (the dead man) was married and cheating with her. She freaks out again. So Rose decides to go to Mrs. Beatty’s house and tell her in person. Mrs. Beatty is already aware of his cheating. Rose tells her that Al had a heart attack and died last night. She doesn’t take the news well. Rose explains she killed him. Her husband died the same way. They’re both upset. Back at the house Blanche has Dorothy try a salad dressing. Rose then enters. She tells them that Al is the second guy to die in her bed. She then tells a St. Olaf story and annoys Dorothy and Blanche. Another evening Blanche and Dorothy try to get Rose to go dancing with them, but she refuses. Later that night the doorbell rings. It’s Mrs. Beatty. She came to tell Rose that she was not responsible for his death. His arteries were completely clogged. Another evening out on the lanai Dorothy and Blanche are playing cards. Rose comes out on the lanai to get their opinion of her new dress. She has her first date in 3 months. She’s going away with Arnie. In the kitchen Dorothy complains about Rose being two hours late. They both discuss if Rose had sex or not. Rose enters looking quite upset. She tells them she slept with Arnie and he died. They are horrified. She then talks about telling the Sheriff and him not believing her so she slept with him and he died. But then she starts laughing. Arnie is fine. Her story is a joke. Dorothy and Blanche get upset and storm out.

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Elementary S02, EP07 – The Marchioness

Show: Elementary
Season: 2
Episode: 7
Title: The Marchioness
Original Air Date: November 7, 2013

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Favorite Quotes:

* Sherlock: So you’ve become a horse pimp. How fitting, must be lucrative.

* Sherlock: The man has never met a cliché he didn’t have a head on collision with.

* Mycroft: I can’t believe I’m going to say this to a grown man. Your foods getting cold.

* Joan: I am uncomfortable around you and Mycroft together.

* Sherlock: It’s not the act itself that gives me pause, it’s that I can’t put it into context.

* Mycroft: You’ve just caught a mass murderer. People have been hunting for this guy for a decade. Well done and thank you.

* Joan: Fake fingerprints? Is that even possible?

Synopsis: We begin at an AA meeting. Sherlock actually shares. Mycroft then speaks up and Sherlock storms out. They argue. He invites Joan and Sherlock to dinner. Mycroft has a new restaurant in New York. At the new restaurant we meet Nigela, Mycroft’s previous fiancé who Sherlock bedded several times over. She is now a Marchioness. She explains that she was able to keep her title and a horse. Nigella tells of the horse and its stable hand and his murder. She wants Sherlock and Joan to investigate. Sherlock declines and leaves. Back at the brownstone Joan and Sherlock discuss Mycroft’s leukemia. Mycroft shows up at the house. They have words and Sherlock and Joan takes the case. They go out to the stables and get a rundown from the sheriff. They search a clearing. Sherlock finds only one tree that you would be able to climb. He dusts the branch for prints and finds some. The set is missing the ring finger from its left hand. They pair borrow some evidence from the sheriff. Bell comes in with information on the prints. The prints belong to someone who has committed 13 murders. The map has an impression 2501, it also happens to be the suite number that Nigella is staying in. Sherlock calls her to warn her that someone is going to make an attempt on her life. She is questioned by Bell and provides full access to her accounts. At the brownstone Mycroft is cooking a feast for Sherlock and Joan. Sherlock brings him up to speed on the case. Joan winds up dining with Mycroft with Sherlock in the next room. He finally has a bite. Sherlock notes that he made a link to a mafia man who technically owns Mariotta Farms. The mafia guy paid to have Silverblaze, the horse that Nigella owns, impregnate a horse yet he sold the foal. Sherlock finally joins them to eat but then freaks out. He confronts them about what happened between the two in London and Mycroft leaves. Joan scolds him. He finally gets the truth, Joan and Mycroft slept together. The three are in a car and head to another stable. Sherlock chooses to goad them about their dalliance. Sherlock realizes something about the foal. He asks for a meeting with Nigella. Sherlock informs her that Nutmeg is not the son of Silver Blaze. The horse she is pushing as Silver Blaze is an imposter. She admits that Silver Blaze died of heart failure. She bought the horses brother and made him look like him. Sherlock informs her the mafia man figured it out too. Sherlock and Joan watch an interview of a suspect. The witness is missing his ring finger, he’s the perpetrator. Sherlock and Joan take the new evidence to Captain Gregson. They set a trap for him. Bell busts him on a rooftop. Gregson interrogates him. Bell pulls him out. The finger prints don’t match. Mycroft tries to console the two. Sherlock believes he used false fingerprints. The next morning Sherlock pokes Joan’s bed to wake Joan and make sure Mycroft is not in it with her. He discusses a new lead with her. They are off to visit a retired sheriff. She tells them about a homeless drunk who was hung up on Strawdog Jed. He went missing and left 10 bottles of alcohol behind. She takes them to the area where he use to sleep. It’s now a park everything is the same age but one tree has grown more than the rest. Sherlock suspects that the missing man is buried there. As Gregson apologizes to the suspect to realize him he drops the bomb about Strawdog. At that time the suspect to confesses. Later, Mycroft arrives at the brownstone. Mycroft invites Joan to be his guest for his restaurant opening. She worries it will make things more complicated. He tells Joan he would like to become her friend. At the restaurant Sherlock and Mycroft inform Nigella they have taken care of her safety. Mycroft informs her she needs to stop the fraudulent stud fees but must return everyone’s money and it will be overseen by the two. Mycroft then asks her to leave so he can enjoy Sherlock’s company. They seem to have called a truce.

The Nanny S01, Ep14 – The Family Plumbing

Show: The Nanny
Season: 1
Episode: 14
Title: The Family Plumbing
Original Air Date: February 9, 1994

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Favorite Quotes:

* Max: I suppose there’s no tea.
Niles: Here suck on this.

* Fran: Irving is a legend. Before he set up shop they didn’t call it Flushing.

* Max: How does she keep from falling forward?
Fran: Even if she did she’d bounce back up.

* Fran: My cousin Tiffany is still in Pampers.
Tiffany: Good news, I’m potty trained.

* Fran: I don’t like to hear plumbers or hair dressers say “uh oh.”

* Maggie: I can’t believe this, even the troll has a social life.

* Grace: Look, Fran, giant Barbie dolls. Will you play with me?
Fran: No honey, these toys are for boys.

* Fran: Wow look at you two, you’re like a couple of cats outside the fish store.

* Fran: You know this grungy look is very cute on you.

* Niles: Miss Fine you spend so much time up this creek I should think by now you’d have bought a paddle.

* Fran: I didn’t see anything except for your double standard.

Synopsis: The family is having breakfast but the house has no water. Everyone looks Hagrid. However, Fran looks fabulous. She used her full supply of wet wipes. Fran suggests her second cousin who is a plumber. Max wants water again so badly he allows Fran to hire her cousin. Maggie is upset with Max. She wants to go to a party but Max won’t let her. Fran joins them to break up the yelling. Apparently, it’s a make out party. Max pleads his case to Fran and sends Maggie to her room. Niles brings Max the show girls resumes. The plumber finally arrives. He comes with a small cousin as well, Tiffany. Brighton and Niles fight over who gets to look through the keyhole during showgirl auditions. Fran sends Brighton and Tiffany off to play. Irving is taking forever to fix the plumbing. Brighton and Tiffany come down arguing about the two Darrin’s. Fran tries to console Maggie about not going to the party. In the living room Grace and Brighton are checking out the showgirls. Fran heads into Max’s office and teases Max and Niles. Max is pissed because the water is still not working. Fran heads upstairs to find Irving and get the water working, but she finds Brighton and Tiffany making out in the bathtub. Fran sends Brighton to his room and Tiffany to hurry her grandfather along. Fran looks to Niles for consoling. Max storms into the kitchen upset that there still isn’t any water. She was worried she was about to get canned. Grace then spills the beans. Fran tells him about Brighton and Tiffany kissing. Instead of being upset he’s thrilled about it. Maggie finds Fran and complains about how she is being treated. Fran informs her that there is nothing she can do at this point. So Fran heads upstairs to find Max. She hears the shower running and thinks it’s the kids but it’s Max in the shower. She freaks out and leaves the bathroom. Downstairs, Irving is leaving. Tiffany dumps Brighton. Fran is looking for Max and finds him hiding on the porch. She apologizes for walking in on him. She teases him a little. Then calls him out on his double standard. Fran points out that Maggie needs to be able to learn to handle 14-year-old boys so she can learn to handle full grown men. Maggie can now go to the party.

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Ghost Mine S02, Ep05 – Ghosts of the Geiser Grand

Show: Ghost Mine
Season: 2
Episode: 5
Title: Ghosts of the Geiser Grand
Original Air Date: October 2, 2013

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Favorite Quotes:

* Patrick: There’s something here with us.

* Mikey: We got us a security guard. You don’t have to cry yourself to sleep every night.

* Jamol: I’m not worried about chasing ghosts. I’m worried about ghosts chasing us.

* Dingus: Duck, you really gonna eat that?
Duck: Yeah, why not?
Eddie: Duck’s got nothing to lose.

* Greybeard: The atrocities committed up here I doubt if they’d be documented. They really tried to keep that stuff under the carpet.

* Kristen: We’re trying to find out why there’s activity here.

* Jay: Are you saying there’s people buried up here? People who are unsettled in their graves?

Synopsis: Patrick and Kristen are still investigating at the Chinese Walls. As they conduct their EVP session they get activity. They conclude and head back to the mine. The next day Larry and Stan call a meeting about this trespasser. Larry has hired a security guard. The new vein they found they will be following using a technique called “raising up.” Instead of a horizontal shaft it’s vertical. Jamol and Jay hear something creepy and they exit. Kristen has done more research on the Geiser Grand and it may be haunted and connected to the mine. The two head back to the Geiser Grand and to try and investigate it. They get a tour from the current owner. In the cellar there are tunnels created for the Chinese to travel around. The Chinese miners were not allowed to walk the street. The pair are granted permission to do a paranormal investigation at the hotel. They start in the cellar with an EVP session. Kristen gets some small numbers. Then they hear something. It’s a thumping. Back at the mine everyone is gathered around the campfire. Stan gives the group a pep talk. Back at the Grand Kristen and Patrick continue investigating in the basement. They do get EMF readings. One of the motion sensors goes off as well. While down there they conduct an EVP session. When Patrick mentions the Crescent a glass falls and breaks. Kristen asks questions and they get an answer to one of them. In the area where card games were played Patrick lays out a deck of cards. They start hearing creaking again. They end their investigate and head back to camp. The next day the miners prepare to raise up. This is also the spot where they got EMF readings. The fuse is lit and the mine clears out. After the blast they begin mucking. For lunch Jamol has a Taco Tuesday. Kristen and Patrick start analyzing the evidence. The miners are pulling lots of gold rich ore out of the mine. At the end of the day they share evidence with the miners. Kristen tells them about the Chinese walls and shows some photos to them. They play an EVP for them. It’s Chinese for “Ya, ya, ya, I’m coming.” Kristen then tells them about how the Chinese were treated and massacred. The Geiser Grand is discussed next. Next they play the EVP regarding the Crescent Mine. “Did something bad happen there?” The response was, “Yes.” Then the EVP from the basement is played and you hear the glass falling or being throw. The Chinese cemetery is the next topic. The burn house by the mine suggests there is a cemetery near the mine. The next day the raise up continues. Duck and Greybeard confirm they are on a good vein. Everything comes to a halt when the security guard calls over the radio that he’s found the trespasser. Stan calls Cary, and the trespasser is headed towards camp. They don’t see anyone. When they check the grounds they don’t find a trespasser. That night Patrick and Kristen investigate the area that Cary thought the trespasser was in. They do an EVP session. Kristen gets a photo of something in the bushes.

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